I was just treated to something wonderful. I'm sitting in my house, and I hear two loud explosions, and then a car tearing away. I look out my front window to see my mailbox on fire.
Some dumb twat stuffed my mailbox full of paper and put in two fire crackers. My mailbox is reduced to a pile of burnt ****. The neighbours called the fire department, so a huge fire tanker and the sheriff show up. Now it's a big thing, and who knows what the hell happens next.
I want to meet the people who did this. Now keep in mind that I'm a pacifist. I want to **** them. Who the fuck finds this **** funny?

Some dumb twat stuffed my mailbox full of paper and put in two fire crackers. My mailbox is reduced to a pile of burnt ****. The neighbours called the fire department, so a huge fire tanker and the sheriff show up. Now it's a big thing, and who knows what the hell happens next.
I want to meet the people who did this. Now keep in mind that I'm a pacifist. I want to **** them. Who the fuck finds this **** funny?