Let's hear your raunchiest sex stories

[CunningStunts]

I had missionary sex with a girl on my bed for 9 minutes once. I know, I know...it sounds unbelievable, but trust me...it's true.

I don't believe you Chef :rofl:

Impossible I say!

 

[Becks...poamr]

I had missionary sex with a girl on my bed for 9 minutes once. I know, I know...it sounds unbelievable, but trust me...it's true.

I thought it was 10 minutes, but I guess I counted the foreplay and you didn't.

 

[ChefChiTown]

I thought it was 10 minutes, but I guess I counted the foreplay and you didn't.

I also didn't count the crying which would've added another 26 minutes.

 

[Becks...poamr]

I also didn't count the crying which would've added another 26 minutes.

Your crying or mine?

 

[ChefChiTown]

Your crying or mine?

A combination of both, but mostly mine. I was just so embarassed because I was disappointing and I couldn't help myself.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I'm bored and couldn't really find any threads like this out there, so let's hear what everyone's craziest sex experiences have been. Let's keep it to stuff that has happened in real life and not in wet dreams, m'kay?

Try watching Animal Planet or the Discovery Channel. One time I saw a show about camels on one of those. Not only did they show camel toes repeatedly, but they also showed the mating rituals of camels. Have you ever heard a couple of camels in heat going at it? I've never seen or heard anything in porn that came anywhere near as intense as that. So, yeah, Discovery Channel. :thumbsup:

 

[Becks...poamr]

A combination of both, but mostly mine. I was just so embarassed because I was disappointing and I couldn't help myself.

Awwwwwwwww, no you weren't.



At least that's what Senob tells me.