Let me help you lady...

That thought went through my mind so many times while mountain climbing and hiking with my ex. Would she still nag (talk to) me if I threw her off the mountain? How many times would she bounce on the way down. Could I make it look accidental if I threw her hard enough? If she hits a tree do I get bonus points? I'm a bad person, I know...
 
The bad news is that she had his peanut butter sandwich. It was a really good peanut butter sandwich.
 
:sing: And I'm Free :sing:.....wait, wait, wait...

Nope, nope, no.... you started singing already; you're... :sing: free-fallin'.....:sing:
 
That's what she gets. If she would have just went topless it could have all been avoided.

And yes,:hit:
 
"Ok, on the count of three. One, two... Oh, by the way, this'll cost $5000 dollars."

"What! Fuck this, then!"

"Too late! You left your purse over there!"
 
Hes what you call a real gentleman.
 
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