length your cum

[BlueBalls]

I was once given a medal by the Queen in honour of the length of my ejaculate and for services rendered in defence of the realm with ones penis.

It was a special day for all involved.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I was once given a medal by the Queen in honour of the length of my ejaculate and for services rendered in defence of the Realm with ones penis.

It was a special day for all involved.

Was there a demonstration ceremony? Did the Queen give you a hand? Is there video?

 

[HeartBroker]

"length your cum"


Holy Mother Of Fuck !!!!!!!!!!
What an original idea!
Do you write Hollywood screenplays as well?

 

[BlueBalls]

Was there a demonstration ceremony? Did the Queen give you a hand? Is there video?

She was very welcoming.

Very firm handshake, if you know what I mean.

 

[HeartBroker]

Very firm?

 

[biomech]

I hit a bird in the eye at 20 yards once. :rubbel:

 

[mrtrebus]

4 inches

 

[lurkingdirk]

She was very welcoming.

Very firm handshake, if you know what I mean.

I'm going to tell you right now, she's nothing compared to the queen mum.

I miss her handshakes.

 

[Patrick_S]

"length your cum"??? Is it just me imagening things or is the grammar on this board getting worse every day?