I know where he is. I have a full time job, full time university (not some half assed business degree or arts bullshit either, I'm studying engineering), and a 2 year old daughter. Sometimes you just can't keep your head up.
While he sleeping I ask the woman if I can borrow the make up then slap on some lipstick on him and then give him a rosy cheeks and perhaps blue eyes lid. When he wake up he walk around without knowing what happen to him while he been sleeping.