Lauren Boebert She is just too Precious not to have her own thread

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Wonderful news for you Boebert fans She is soon to be available:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/lauren-boebert-husband-furious-served-205716248.html

The Estranged Family Value Crowd is still a large voter demographic to appeal to. Maybe Jon Gosselin could manage her campaign if his manager at Fridays is cool enough to give him some time off.

 

[zeeblofowl_1969]

Way to go colorado.....

 

[Theopolis Q. Hossenffer]

Way to go colorado.....

Where's gmase when you need him?

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

 

[gmase]

Way to go colorado.....

It is only one part of rural Colorado. And she barely won re-election with ~500 votes to spare.

Where's gmase when you need him?

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Looks like she may be moonlighting as an escort in Denver. That dress looks fine on her. 🔥
https://nypost.com/2023/09/13/laure...nver-theater-after-causing-a-disturbance/amp/

 

[gmase]

Ms. Boebert changes her tune while in Colorado. She is beginning to focus on local issues important to her constituents.

https://www.politico.com/news/2023/09/13/lauren-boebert-maga-colorado-election-00113943

 

[xfire]

Bobert is so trashy. Unfit for congress.

 

[gmase]

Bobert is so trashy. Unfit for congress.

I believe she agrees and is trying out for a new gig on East Colfax. A street Playboy magazine once labeled "the longest, wickedest street in America." Prostitution, drug dealing, and violence occurred along the thoroughfare.

 

[gmase]

Lauren was the fog machine …

Boebert denied vaping at the theater. She said other patrons were confused by the fog machines used during the performance.

Let’s go to the videotape:

The story even gets better: Around the 2 minute mark, her ‘date’ cops a feel. She acts like a teenager at a high school peformance.

https://www.9news.com/article/news/...juice/73-92c1dd6d-714d-4989-b734-08b67ec87817

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1702363317061210397

No words from Lauren about her own lies yet.

 

[xfire]

Boebert flexes those cOnSeRvAtiVe vALuEs at every opportunity. Does Colorado still allow abortion? When her teenage acting boyfriend knocks her up will she be blasting Papa Don't Preach from her stereo?

 

[gmase]

Boebert flexes those cOnSeRvAtiVe vALuEs at every opportunity. Does Colorado still allow abortion?

Yes. Colorado has been turning blue for some time. We have a Democrat governor and both legislative chambers are blue.

She's sorry:
https://thehill.com/homenews/house/...acklash-vape-incident-difficult-and-humbling/
"I’ve tried to handle it with strength and grace as best I can, but I simply fell short of my values on Sunday. That’s unacceptable and I’m sorry.”

 

[xfire]

She's sorry:
https://thehill.com/homenews/house/...acklash-vape-incident-difficult-and-humbling/
"I’ve tried to handle it with strength and grace as best I can, but I simply fell short of my values on Sunday. That’s unacceptable and I’m sorry.”

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Well, she's pro life, so she probably realizes storks bring babies, swallows don't. If they let it go for awile we might have gotten to see her polish the knob.

 

[gmase]

I guess Lauren’s date didn’t like what he was getting. I hope it was fun.
https://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/4211546-lauren-boebert-breaks-it-off-with-beetlejuice-date/


It took a video to get her invitation to the Texas Youth Summit (for conservative Christians)? Why, given that the other speakers include Don Jr, and Kimberly Guilfoyle? Plus, did anyone really need a video to grasp that she isn’t necessarily a Christian?

https://nypost.com/2023/09/19/rep-lauren-boebert-axed-from-texas-youth-summit/amp/

 

[NYRICAN21]

Chimpanzees are a lot smarter and keen than what she will ever be one day.... #MAGAts like her are NOT a well-spoken and intellectually group of human being in the USA.

 

[gmase]

Boebert is moving districts ... oh wait ... this is my district. 🤯
https://www.cpr.org/2023/12/27/lauren-boebert-congress-2024-election-switching-districts/

 

[The Yak]

I believe they mean to say "Girl with whom he made a sex tape".

 

[gmase]

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I believe they mean to say "Girl with whom he made a sex tape".

Here's the full article from Westword:
https://www.westword.com/news/detai...-charges-against-lauren-boeberts-son-19659817

Since Tyler is now a father: Is the mother the one in the crime gang and sex tape?

How do these activities fall into the 'rural conservative values' Lauren espouses?

I cannot wait to vote against her in the primary!

 

[maildude99]

I have only one question: When is that Lauren Boebert blowbang video coming out?

 

[gmase]

Soon. Her ex-husband probably has a nice stash of videos.