Lauren Boebert She is just too Precious not to have her own thread

[Theopolis Q. Hossenffer]

Poor Lauren, just when she did not expect it History came calling:

https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/lauren-boebert-guns-tweet-response-071218169.html

And then along came History to Bleep things up:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_C...nown as,mentally incompetent from buying guns.

I remember mail order guns from my young adulthood. Not directly form the government but the Government did not much care until Oswald bought his that way. Even then it took years to change.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_...h 1963, Lee Harvey,") with a telescopic sight.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I don't know about precious but definitely hot. I'd vote "Yes" but I can't find the poll. About to grease up mine looking for more pics of Lauren.

 

[gmase]

Thanks for starting the thread. I've been using the QuackAnon and Congress one for her.

I'd vote Yes as well.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

She looks better than a lot of the goofy sluts who used to post on this board.

 

[Theopolis Q. Hossenffer]

Well, I never said she was ugly except in her thoughts. That is kinda what I was aiming for but...

 

[gmase]

She looks better than a lot of the goofy sluts who used to post on this board.

She looks better than some of the ones currently posting.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

She looks better than some of the ones currently posting.

One or both dem broads? Here's a song for the pandering, peddling stragglers...

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Gmase, I don't want to assume too much but I think you may have a few years on me. Would you do the sex to Marsha Blackburn from Tennessee? I think she posed for a few car mags back in the late 60s. I need some time machine goggles. She's gettin' it somethin' awful if I can find the right Optometrist.

 

[gmase]

Gmase, I don't want to assume too much but I think you may have a few years on me. Would you do the sex to Marsha Blackburn from Tennessee? I think she posed for a few car mags back in the late 60s. I need some time machine goggles. She's gettin' it somethin' awful if I can find the right Optometrist.

Not as many years as you initially thought. Why not do Marsha? She may look a bit different when the makeup washes off.


https://www.cpr.org/2021/08/20/boeb...-for-her-reelection-campaign-raise-questions/

It looks like my favorite local politician needs some accounting and compliance assistance. Using campaign funds for personal business is frowned upon. Oh, and not disclosing the $460k her husband got for oil and gas consulting seems to be an issue as well. She claimed his income was n/a on the campaign documents and disclosed the proper amount on her House disclosures. She needs a lesson in keeping her story consistent.

She looks a little chilly here:

 

[Theopolis Q. Hossenffer]

Not as many years as you initially thought. Why not do Marsha? She may look a bit different when the makeup washes off.


https://www.cpr.org/2021/08/20/boeb...-for-her-reelection-campaign-raise-questions/

It looks like my favorite local politician needs some accounting and compliance assistance. Using campaign funds for personal business is frowned upon. Oh, and not disclosing the $460k her husband got for oil and gas consulting seems to be an issue as well. She claimed his income was n/a on the campaign documents and disclosed the proper amount on her House disclosures. She needs a lesson in keeping her story consistent.

She looks a little chilly here:

Doesn't count if you love The Donald above all else. Teflon Coating works

 

[gmase]

Lauren wants to imeach Biden.
https://www.coloradopolitics.com/ne...cle_07cd4d08-1d93-11ec-9a66-7b5cc476eb1e.html

 

[xfire]

She blocked me on Twitter because I posted that she's what gonorrhea looks like.

 

[Theopolis Q. Hossenffer]

She blocked me on Twitter because I posted that she's what gonorrhea looks like.

Stop it, STDs would have to loose looks to match her.

 

[gmase]

In my world, Greene looks better for the part.

 

[xfire]

Large Marge in Charge

 

[gmase]

Lauren allegedly makes up a story, then apologizes for offending Muslims.
https://thehill.com/gop-lawmakers/5...mmunity-after-omar-called-her-out-for-bigotry

@xfire - too bad you're blocked. You're missing some great intellectual musings.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1464096623852671001

"Just enjoying the day maskless, not waiting in the garage to do a PCR test, and no soy replacement meat in sight."

Does she really believe this shit? I saw no masks, no one waited in the garage, and only real turkey was served.

 

[tvstrip]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1475853068554194947

Nice of her to give us a Covfefe to take us into the new year

 

[Theopolis Q. Hossenffer]

truinternatialdepressure Huh?

 

[gmase]

They're making fun of one of Joe's speaking foibles ("True International Pressure"):

Trump clearly said in 2019 about the Continental Army: “Our army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do, and at Fort McHenry, under the rockets’ red glare, it had nothing but victory.”

Do we like the guy with a speech impediment or the one with an intellectual gap? Hey, I'll give Trump some leeway for placing the War of 1812 with the Revolutionary Era, but airports in the 1770s is a stretch.

Let's put our hands on Brandon

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1456425970806763520

 

[Johan]

Is it me or does this picture screams "porn" ? I mean, I cannot restrain myself from picturing what happened like 5 second after the picture was shot : these 3 girls letting down their guns and start licking each other's body...