Last-minute gift ideas!

[Robertoj]

I was thinking of handing these out at the christmas party this year!

Think I'll get fired?:nanner:

 

[lurkingdirk]

It's funny cause it is true.

It is also not at all creepy to walk around a party and hand these to women with a hopeful look in your eyes and your fly open.

 

[Robertoj]

It's worth a try!

 

[Cutie]

I was thinking of handing these out at the christmas party this year!

Think I'll get fired?:nanner:

Oh nooooo, No danger in that happening. :laugh:

 

[Robertoj]

I'm a nun, cause that 's what I get none!

 

[arianajoladdict]

aha, i agree 100%

 

[feller469]

just put some mistletoe on your beltbuckle

 

[mexiCraig]

You may get fired. Howver, you may actually get a blow job... the glass is either half empty or half full. Roll with it..

 

[StanScratch]

I put a bow around my dick and ask if anyone wants to open my present.
Never works.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I put a bow around my dick and ask if anyone wants to open my present.
Never works.

well, almost never.

:shy:

 

[Robertoj]

I tried that at the mall once! Got kicked out!!:hatsoff:

 

[themrose]

Stupid mall police and their vendetta against people running around with bows and wrapping paper on their junk =P

 

[hillhopper]

I put a bow around my dick and ask if anyone wants to open my present.
Never works.

You should try what Adam Sanberg and Justin Timberlake do....put 'it' in a box!

 

[ezteban]

...a massage (and a message too ) from my friend Hilly !

 

[tittenman]

Let me know if that tactic works! I just go for the direct approach!