Lap Dancing Clubs and Getting Off - My Experience

[Spanker]

Before I first visited one, I was told that you leave the place with nothing but blue balls to show for it, but that certainly didn't happen with me. The 2dances I got involved a LOT of contact and a hell of a lot of grinding. My first time, I was getting a little too turned on and basically asked the dancer to cool it before I reached the point of no return, at which point she began to vigorously rub my crotch with her ass, making me lose my load. So the whole idea that there's no real pay-off turned out to be false in my case.

 

[Slay]

So basically you came in your pants?

Sounds like a real pay off.

 

[Shifty]

So basically you came in your pants?

Sounds like a real pay off.

LMAO. :glugglug:

Really though, it couldn't have been all that bad!

 

[Ace Bandage]

So basically you came in your pants?

Sounds like a real pay off.

Yep, exactly what I was thinking. You must not get around much either if a grinding stripper is causing you to "lose your load." Virgin much? :hatsoff:

 

[Shifty]

Don't feel badly Spanker, it happens:

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[Spanker]

Well, I have a girlfriend and we've done some sexual stuff - oral, handjobs, etc. Never had full-on sex yet though.

Oh - and that vid was frikkin hilarious, by the way.

 

[titsrock]

I think in these terrible economic times, strippers are going to work EXTRA HARD to put a smile on your face...

I bet she was thrilled she put you over the edge....look at it that way? Why did your cumming have to be bad? It sounds like you had a great session. I bet they'd like your session versus some old geezer who just sits and groans...

 

[Ace Bandage]

Well, I have a girlfriend and we've done some sexual stuff - oral, handjobs, etc. Never had full-on sex yet though.

*** of a bitch! Now I just feel like a jackass. Turns out the guy is a virgin. I guess I'll go take my dickhead pill now.

 

[Shifty]

Oh - and that vid was frikkin hilarious, by the way.

I'm pretty sure that's Jamie-Lynn Sigler at the cash!

 

[24788]

You can still say "the stripper got me off". Then change the subject for no more questions.

 

[JacknCoke]

and cue the T-pain

"I'm in love with a stripper!!"

 

[gunslingingbird]

:dunno: I fucked a stripper at a club tonight. flylicker

 

[tartanterrier]

If I could give any advice then it would be this.Go the the strippers
at the start of the night-out and then you wont **** yourself

 

[mosvie]

Cool i'm happy for you that you got off in a stripclub lol.

 

[JacknCoke]

The stories around here just get better and better!

 

[StanScratch]

I once went to a strip club, and there was this incredibly hot stripper who gave me a lap dance and she got completely naked, then she took off my pants with her pussy lips and she gave me a really hot and sloppy blow job and her other five hot friends came in and they all got naked and gave me blow jobs and had sex with each other and in the end it turned out to be Dick Cheney and my wallet was gone.
Fuck stripper Dick Cheney.

 

[JacknCoke]

I once went to a strip club, and there was this incredibly hot stripper who gave me a lap dance and she got completely naked, then she took off my pants with her pussy lips and she gave me a really hot and sloppy blow job and her other five hot friends came in and they all got naked and gave me blow jobs and had sex with each other and in the end it turned out to be Barack Obama and my wallet was gone.
Fuck stripper Barack Obama.

Fixed it