Nicest ass in the world right now. I'd pay to sleep with her.
I'd pay to watch you sleep with her. Only because I know she is so freaky she'd want me to join. Of course I would tell her you were the one that started the rumor about her being a hermaphy, she would get upset, kick you out, and she would be ALL MINE! I would have the strongest orgasm in the world between banging her and hearing you cry outside in the hallway!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I'll be finished and getting dressed by the time your plan comes to fruition.
uuuuugly, and what's worse for a singer: untalented.