Ladies and gentlemen, I have done the unthinkable.

[PlasmaTwa2]

That bloody youtube video you sent me is just plain disturbing. Someone spent some serious time on that...

And now I've got it stuck in my head. Thanks, cock holster

That's right people. Last night I managed to disturb lurkingdirk. Who knew that beneath that cold, shit-living exterior was a weak little man who was disturbed by this:



I feel like I accomplished something in my life. This must be what the dude who carved Mount Rushmore felt like. No wonder he didn't finish; this is goddamn satisfying.

 

[1ManRevolution]

That's right people. Last night I managed to disturb lurkingdirk. Who knew that beneath that cold, shit-living exterior was a weak little man who was disturbed by this:



I feel like I accomplished something in my life. This must be what the dude who carved Mount Rushmore felt like. No wonder he didn't finish; this is goddamn satisfying.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[Member442]

Great now I'm going to have it suck in my head too Thanks. Oh congrats on disturbing Lurky. I'm only mildly bothered by it.

 

[Shifty]

That bass line is sick.

 

[GregCentauro]

Thanks! Must have missed that on CBeebies.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

:rofl2: Love it!

 

[BlueBalls]

There really is nothing left for you to do now but open up your veins in a bath tub full of lukewarm water and slowly drift away into the comfort and peaceful solitude that is death.

 

[1ManRevolution]

Great now I'm going to have it suck in my head too Thanks. Oh congrats on disturbing Lurky. I'm only mildly bothered by it.

At least it is not stuck in your bum...

 

[Member442]

At least it is not stuck in your bum...

Very true.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

There really is nothing left for you to do now but open up your veins in a bath tub full of lukewarm water and slowly drift away into the comfort and peaceful solitude that is death.

I can't quite go yet. I still have to disturb you before I earn my way into Heaven. They really make you earn it nowadays.

 

[STDiva]

That bass line is sick.

Truth son.

 

[Hot Mega]

Silly me for thinking I'd get to christen my first :f/p: in response to a meester post or thinking I could hold out for Will E's return.

Where ever the person is who made that is a good place to be painted for a laser guided missile.

 

[BlueBalls]

I can't quite go yet. I still have to disturb you before I earn my way into Heaven. They really make you earn it nowadays.

What's all this talk about effort and earning your place? That my friend is complete ass munching bullshit. Effort is for the weak and the peadophillic; something earned does not make up for the suffering endured to you the individual that lead you there. It's just not worth it. Just take a leaf out of my book and don't even try. At least this way I'll be bathed in relaxation while the Devil's chewing on my cock while shoving red hot irons up my ass.

Will you be in the same position when God's doing the same? I very much doubt it and you're going to hurt his feelings in doing so. Do you really want that? Of course not.



Either way, bring it on chump.

 

[Member442]

PlasmaTwa2 I wish you luck on disturbing BB.

 

[DOA82]

I actually laughed til I cried., damn you!

 

[LukeEl]

Not stuck in my head I listened without the sound on.

 

[Crazy4theBrat]

Now THAT was funny!

artysml:

 

[StanScratch]

Thing about disturbing dirk is that it only lasts for a little bit.
Then it gets him excited. REAL excited.

 

[jod0565]

I'm ceratinly not disturbed by it, hell, I didn't even finish watching it - it is so unremarkable that I will not remark on it.

 

[Member442]

I'm ceratinly not disturbed by it, hell, I didn't even finish watching it - it is so unremarkable that I will not remark on it.

But you did by posting silly.