Ladies and gentlemen, I have done the unthinkable.

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my ******'s Basement
lurkingdirk said:
That ****** youtube video you sent me is just plain disturbing. Someone spent some serious time on that...

And now I've got it stuck in my head. Thanks, cock holster :mad:

That's right people. Last night I managed to disturb lurkingdirk. Who knew that beneath that cold, ****-living exterior was a weak little man who was disturbed by this:



I feel like I accomplished something in my life. This must be what the dude who carved Mount Rushmore felt like. No wonder he didn't finish; this is goddamn satisfying.
 

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