Kissing: Does It Make Sense?...

[ChefChiTown]

Does kissing make sense? Honestly, does it? I mean, sure...it feels pretty cool and it's fun to do, but why is kissing something that tells somebody else that you are attracted to them?

Dogs sniff butts.
People touch lips.

It's weird, you know? I mean, we frequently touch other body parts on other people, but why aren't those instances considered intimate and romantic?

We shake hands, but that's not intimate.
We high five, but that's not intimate (mostly gay and meatheaded though).

So, what is it about our lips that makes it so intimate? Lips are gross. They just sit there and collect dirty shit on them all day, like bits of food, random poop particles that are floating in the air and the occasional speck of dirt, but the first thing we do when we see a loved one is touch them to eachother. It's fucking WEIRD. And, GROSS!!!

And, we even know that it's gross because we buy shit like flavored chapstick to try and cover up the disgusting flavor of our dirt collectors. I swear to God that I thought my ex-girlfriend's lips were actually made of strawberries for the longest time. That is, until she whipped out her kiwi-strawberry lip balm and smeared it all over her grill. Then I was like, "EWW, I'm kissing chemically altered wax", but I kissed her anyway.

That reminds me, I kissed her neck once but I didn't know that she had just sprayed her neck with perfume...it tasted like I was making out with a bottle of moldy paint remover. I was like "ECK" and then spit it out all over the carpet. Then, she was all like, "I'm sorry, I forgot!" You didn't forget. You knew. You knew what you were doing. You were trying to disinfect my disgusting lips, because you knew how gross my lips were and you didn't want to kiss them until they were sanitized.

What was I talking about?

 

[Bone]

a kiss bombards the mind with all sorts of messages, most of them good.:lovecoupl

 

[jamrak]

Yes, it does.

And yes, people touch different parts of bodies, but in fact sexual intercourse is also nothing but a touch of some body parts. The thing is, that some parts of body are really more intimate than other. Shaking hands is just a social shit. Nothing sexy or erotic about this.

Kissing lips is more intimate, and more hard to get. You can shake your hand with unknown person, but hardly you can kiss unknown girl in the lips from the first sight.

Pussy lips are even more intimate :1orglaugh
Even if you kissed the girl in the mouth, that does not automatically mean that you would kiss her in the pussy.

That's all about people! Some activities are considered to be more intimate and "exclusive" than other, though from the Martian point of view there is no difference what part of their body "those aliens" touch.

As well as from the planetary scale, there is funny to watch people looking for a speical place to take a shit, for example. Universe is so big... The distances are so fucking large. And on one single planet Earth, which is just a small piece of a large space, people are suffering from urgent desire, and refrain themselves from pissing just cuz it is not "proper" place in thier understanding to do it! :1orglaugh

 

[ChefChiTown]

Yes, it does.

And yes, people touch different parts of bodies, but in fact sexual intercourse is also nothing but a touch of some body parts. The thing is, that some parts of body are really more intimate than other. Shaking hands is just a social shit. Nothing sexy or erotic about this.

But holding hands (which is nothing more than prolonged handshake) is extremely intimate. It's fucking WEIRD MAAAAAN!!!

Kissing lips is more intimate, and more hard to get. You can shake your hand with unknown person, but hardly you can Kiss unknown girl in the lips from the first sight.

There are plenty of cultures in which people Kiss on first sight. It's not a deeply sexual Kiss, but it's still a Kiss.

I don't know...people fucking confuse me and the way that society "works" doesn't make it any easier to understand.

If I'm dating a girl...

...and I Kiss another girl on the lips, she will be PISSED.
...and I Kiss my mother on the lips, she wouldn't care.

Why? How is it MORE ACCEPTABLE to Kiss my mother? Which, I don't do, for the record. It's all kuh-ray-zee, if you ask me.

 

[BlueBalls]

Isnt it about showing the affection or lust you have for another person, depending on the situation you are in. Or am I doing it wrong? :lame:

But what else is there to do, other than to kiss. We could feel each other up for example she could reach inside my pants and give my balls a shake and I could reach inside hers and err........do the macarena??? Although on the street I'm sure that wouldnt be socially acceptable. DAMN YOU SOCIETY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A kiss or a snog in public is more socially acceptable than a grope. So until the day comes when I can reach inside a womens skirt and she can reach inside mine The kiss stays. :nanner:




Now whats the deal with high fives? Chef that should be your next campaign. I mean what is it? Is it some form of suppressed homosexuality do we really when we high five actually want to slap our penises together in a show of masculine love? I mean why not just tounge my asshole :dunno:

Ah!!! I just done understand the world. :thefinger

 

[stampede2873]

Well, Chef....

If kissing isn't your thing, then be different. You know do something that REALLY lets her know she's special.

Hump her leg when you see her.

 

[acker75]

it does makes sense...

 

[clogselfe]

Yes, it does!

 

[jamrak]

I don't know...people fucking confuse me and the way that society "works" doesn't make it any easier to understand.

It's like that... and that's the way it is! :dunno:
Of course, I wish there was a culture or society where you could greet a girl with a cumshot

As well, as I wish that kissing in the lips was as common thing as hand shaking. And having sex was as easy as drinking tea or playing pool together.

...and that touching an ass of a sexy girl won't be qualified as "harrasment", and showing tits in public was normal thing, and so on!

but the way society is organized can't be changed with my wish, so I had to follow many things even if I would like to change them.

As for the kissing, I do not find it gross... Well, of course it depends on the girl. An asshole of one girl could be more attractive than a mouth of another! :bowdown:
So yes, sometimes it is gross just to imagine those awful lips to touch my tongut. But sometimes it is fucking incredibly desireable!

 

[Spleen]

No, not really. I don't understand why we automatically want to do it.

 

[Will E Worm]

Yes, Kissing makes sense. Unless you Kiss everyone you see.

Mono and herpes come to mind.

 

[neighborboy]

Given that women's lips get big and red when they are aroused, I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's hardwired.

 

[Hypergalaxy]

It makes sense because its obviously hard wired and something we like to do as a species




Now the bigger question is would your penis make all of us throw up chef??? :1orglaugh

 

[neighborboy]

But holding hands (which is nothing more than prolonged handshake) is extremely intimate. It's fucking WEIRD MAAAAAN!!!

There are some African cultures where hand-holding is expected in all sorts of non-sexual situations, even between men.

 

[ChefChiTown]

There are some African cultures where hand-holding is expected in all sorts of non-sexual situations, even between men.

Mmm, that's my favorite kind of hand holding.

 

[Wainkerr99]

On the cheeks? I used to be germphobic, so would wipe my mouth after my girlfriend kissed me. That relationship went fizzlepop after a while. Sometimes I can't even breath near some people as they guzzle garlic or onion of something. That's when they don't have cold or 'flu from working themselves to the bone.

So, next time, suck it up for me.

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[Wainkerr99]

Mmm, that's my favorite kind of hand holding.

I used to see that a lot in South Africa. Mostly among the Zulu. Not so much anymore. Some black friends did that with me. It means trust, friendship and acceptance.

 

[pikachar]

Dogs sniff butts.
People touch lips.

What was I talking about?

I know a few people that kiss ass, and I mean kiss ass 24/7 bro....

Wait, where was my point again.... fuck :dunno: Oh yeah, I'd puke if i seen your dick, at least I'm honest about it...

:thumbsup:

 

[Eric Lindros]

Yes, kissing make sense.

Kissing on the lips only with my loved one.
Kissing on the cheek with relatives and other family or some close colleagues etc.

 

[rogerramjet]

It gets the juices flowing and it eases woman into sex. I don't think most women could jump right in.