Kindergartener brings crack pipe, meth for show-and-tell

[gunslingingbird]

ST. LOUIS (Reuters) - A kindergartener in rural Sweet Springs, Missouri, brought a bag of crystal meth and a crack pipe to school for show-and-tell, but an alert teacher kept the boy from sharing his treasure with others at the school, an official said on Tuesday.

Dawg bless America! :sarcasm:

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[Ravenholm]

His name wouldn't be "Alister Lesley Graham" would it? or Ali G for short.

 

[BlueBalls]

but an alert teacher kept the boy from sharing his treasure with others at the school

Pfft! What a buzz kill.

 

[gunslingingbird]

^ Literally.

 

[prof_porn]

Lulz.

 

[mrtrebus]

Only in America. . .a sorry state of affairs.

 

[Rane1071]

It sounds like something you'd see on a Family Guy skit.

I bet Daddy was pissed when his stash was gone.

 

[CunningStunts]

Wow... shit like this makes me depressed.

 

[Legzman]

 

[Null8008]

How did this happen? I'll tell you how. Bad parenting, just look at who the kids father is: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UXn8hl8ez...0/Tyrone_Biggums_Tyrone_Big_461c9a578dede.jpg

 

[mrtrebus]

What was the teacher's name? John Kimble?

 

[Ravenholm]

We need teachers like him in Schools these days. Mind you, he would end up getting sacked. Everything is too PC these days. Teachers are not even allowed to touch pupils or anything now. And I don't mean a slap round the head. Just a simple grab or touch. It's insane. No wonder pupils run wild.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Who cares? End the world but pass me another doughnut first.

 

[Jane Burgess]

Only in America. . .a sorry state of affairs.

Sadly no. America isn't the hellhole you think it is.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Sadly no. America isn't the hellhole you think it is.

Some places are. Here in the Bay Area we're blessed with Richmond, Oakland, The Tenderloin, and Bayview-Hunters Point. That's about as shitty as shitty gets.

 

[maildude]

As long as he didn't bring a lighter...

 

[Bearded_Menace]

Some places are. Here in the Bay Area we're blessed with Richmond, Oakland, The Tenderloin, and Bayview-Hunters Point. That's about as shitty as shitty gets.

I wonder what that makes Detroit?

 

[brodkill]

Pfft! What a buzz kill.

 

[grower_boy]

I'm trying not to laugh at the fact that this happened in Missouri. But I just can't help it; I'm laughing!

 

[gunslingingbird]

I wonder what that makes Detroit?

A shithole? :dunno: The closest I've ever been to Detroit is Chicago. Unless you're talking about Detroit Rock City, in which case I've done KISS shows before. :tongue: :banger: