Kinder Eggs are seriously Dangerous!!

[meesterperfect]

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[gloyster]

Maybe she wanted to use the kinder toy on herself.

They should of thought about that.

 

[Rane1071]

I liked that bit about asking her permission "to formally authorise the destruction of her seized Kinder egg", lol. Those eggs are down-right dangerous :1orglaugh They really keep them for when they get the munchies after smoking all the contraband pot

 

[larss]

What a country. Ban kinder eggs because they may cause a small ***** - if left unattended - to *****. But don't ban guns which - if an unattended ***** finds it - can blow it's head clean off.

 

[Supafly]

never heard of a kinder egg.
kinder is german for *****.

I can't let that slide, as you are a teacher lol

Kinder = ******** not *****

Kind = *****

You are welcome MP

 

[L3ggy]

First bubble wrap, now this?

 

[meesterperfect]

I can't let that slide, as you are a teacher lol

Kinder = ******** not *****

Kind = *****

You are welcome MP

danke

 

[masseffect dude]

Poor yanks, they should be search for ***** or WMD's and here they are stopping people with chocolate eggs...

 

[Supafly]

danke

Ein Prosit der Gemütlichkeit!

 

[vodkazvictim]

Remember - they're doing this for your safety.

 

[Ulysses31]

What a country. Ban kinder eggs because they may cause a small ***** - if left unattended - to *****. But don't ban guns which - if an unattended ***** finds it - can blow it's head clean off.

I'd blow someones brains out in cold ***** for a kinder surprise egg if that's of any relevance :dunno:

 

[Roald]

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[Ulysses31]

Germany didnt ****** the united states or canada.
unlike the japanese.
perhaps save that joke for something from japan thats ****** in the states and switch the name adolf for hirohito, then it would make sense.......but unfortunately still not be funny.

just messin supa, hey you're alright!

i'll tell you its about time they ****** those things.
now when are they gonna ban pop rocks?
after all they ****** mikey!

Actually you'll find that Germany and Italy declared war on the US on December 11 in response to the American declaration of war against Japan 3 days earlier. The United States Congress reciprocated the declaration of war against Germany and Italy later that same day. Basically the Germans were backing up their Axis allies, an ****** on one is an ****** on all as it were and the only reason they didn't directly ****** the US was they were too far away but they did start sending U-boats towards the US.

US Warships were involved prior to Dec 7 1941. The USS Niblack attacked a German U Boat on 10 April 1941. The USS Niblack was involved in the US occupation of Iceland. US warships provided ****** to convoys to England prior to Dec 1941.

Before the actual ****** by the Japanese on Pearl Harbour, of which the Americans state they had no foreknowledge, the US Navy attacked and sank a midget submarine trying to enter Pearl Harbour. Since the Japanese had not actually attacked as yet the Americans actually attacked first without declaring war. The AVG, US pilots and P-40 aircraft, was set up 15th April 1941 by Roosevelt to provide support to China against the Japanese.

June 1941 the US (3000 odd men) occupied Iceland. Iceland had been invaded by Britain in May 1940. The Iceland government protested the British Invasion. Britain handed over the control of Iceland to the USA in June 1941.

Americans fought for the British during the battle of Britain.
Of common knowledge is Lend Lease.

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[ndania]

I can't let that slide, as you are a teacher lol

Kinder = ******** not *****

Kind = *****

You are welcome MP

now I understand

 

[Master Roshi]

yes seize the eggs but leave the north, south, east and west borders of the US wide open, total egg security in a nutshell

 

[Spleen]

I used to eat these all the time as a ***, never once ******.

The lesson to be learned here is that American ******** are fucking stupid.

 

[Supafly]

I used to eat these all the time as a ***, never once ******.

The lesson to be learned here is that American ******** are fucking stupid.

That's why you need to write the advice on the info flyers that come with microwaves:

Don't use this to dry your cats and dogs

 

[Member442]

That's why you need to write the advice on the info flyers that come with microwaves:

Don't use this to dry your cats and dogs

I've heard that I never believe it was actually on there. I'm worried a little more about the world this evening then I was earlier today.

 

[Rane1071]

yes seize the eggs but leave the north, south, east and west borders of the US wide open, total egg security in a nutshell

You mean "egg-shell"

 

[meesterperfect]

they can't stop the mexicans, but they can stop the kinder eggs.
gotta give credit where credit is due.
these men and women are doing a fine job
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