Kim Kardashian or every other woman on the planet.

Who would you rather put your penis in?

  • Kim Kardashian

    Votes: 26 24.1%
  • Every other woman on the planet.

    Votes: 82 75.9%

  • Total voters
    108
  • Poll closed .
That depends. If I don't pick Kim, do I have to put my penis in every other woman on the planet? If so, then Kim it is.
 

TheOrangeCat

AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
Kim, because no matter how repellent she is, I can guarantee there's worse out there and I won't commit to fucking worse than Kim.

Also, as there's no stipulation as to method, I would fuck her in the ass while forcing her to wear a paper bag with a smiley face drawn on it in Sharpie. Just to annoy her.
 
If you're white you're screwed when it comes to getting with Kim Kardashian.
 

TheOrangeCat

AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
i rather do kourtney. both kim and khole are to stuck up.

Exactly .. so imagine the look of distaste on their faces as they take cock from 'below stairs' people.

I'd sleep rough for a week just to get that extra ripe 'arome du homeless' going, and a decent layer of knob cheese fermenting, before taking that stuck up, facile little bitch ......
 
As much as I would love to stick my cock in Kim I had to vote the other option.
 
I'll Take The Every Other Woman, The Hot PornStars, :drool1: :drool2: Celebs, :drool2: TV Anchor Women, :drool2: Yeah, Some Ain't Hot, :eek: But A Lot Better Selection Than One!! :D
 
hmmm does this mean you HAVE to put your penis in every other woman? What about those with an std, bearded ladies or those with a vestigial tail? If it's a mandatory poking of EVERY other woman, i'll take kim
 

IncomingTease

Official Checked Star Member
I would say every other women on the planet because kim is only hot when she has that pounds of makeup on no i am not hating just my opinion. She is sexy and does have a nice body but i would have to say NEXT since she sucked at that sex tape with Ray J LMAO
 
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