Killed by a coffin

[Will E Worm]

Woman killed by husband's coffin
A Brazilian woman has died after being struck by her husband's coffin when the hearse they were travelling in was involved in a car crash.

The 67-year-old woman was on the way to the cemetery to bury her husband, who had died the day before.

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[RealMenSwallow]

I don't even know what to say...I feel compelled to say something, but it just isn't there...

 

[ChefChiTown]

Half of me wants to say "wow, that sucks".
The other half of me is laughing sooooooo hard.

What uh...what do I do?
:dunno:

 

[thanksimout]

Just seems like some kind of weird "car-ma"

 

[gunslingingbird]

Half of me wants to say "wow, that sucks".
The other half of me is laughing sooooooo hard.

What uh...what do I do?
:dunno:

Ditto that.

 

[FabritzioH2]

Wife beating from beyond the grave.

 

[ChefChiTown]

Ditto that.

Ok, ok, I got it...

Wouldn't it be great if their last conversation went a little something like this?...

Wife: Honey, I have this awful feeling that I'm going to die in a car accident.
Husband: No. No, don't say that. That will never happen.
Wife: I can't help it.
Husband: It's ok, I'll never let that happen to you.
Wife: I just have this feeling that I'm going to die on the way to your funeral.
Husband: OVER MY DEAD BODY you will!!!

 

[Yankeefan21325]

Wife beating from beyond the grave.

I think that sums it up. lol

 

[004]

Well i suppose...she was in the right place.....kinda

 

[gunslingingbird]

Ok, ok, I got it...

Wouldn't it be great if their last conversation went a little something like this?...

Wife: Honey, I have this awful feeling that I'm going to die in a car accident.
Husband: No. No, don't say that. That will never happen.
Wife: I can't help it.
Husband: It's ok, I'll never let that happen to you.
Wife: I just have this feeling that I'm going to die on the way to your funeral.
Husband: OVER MY DEAD BODY you will!!!

:rofl2:

 

[Violator79]

I bet she was just DYING to be with her husband again.

 

[DukeLaCrosse]

irony! kinda like getting run over by an ambulance

 

[BlueBalls]

Well then, the circle of life continues :hatsoff:



:dunno:

 

[thanksimout]

Well then, the circle of life continues :hatsoff:



:dunno:

Only if we recycle them...

 

[BlueBalls]

Only if we recycle them...

Old people wont have much to recycle, depreciation over the years has probably cause all of the organs etc to be unusable.


Unless we use her corpse as some sort flotation device :dunno:

 

[Violator79]

Unless we use her corpse as some sort flotation device :dunno:

I can see the advertisement:

"Right now we're using our older models, but don't worry, we'll have a brand new body of products available soon."

 

[BlueBalls]

I can see the advertisement:

"Right now we're using our older models, but don't worry, we'll have a brand new body of products available soon."

"If you're in a pickle, and you need a sturdy flotable, come to Brother Blue's house of the Dead, if you want high quality dead for a reasonable price, Brother Blue's House of the Dead is the place to be"

 

[Violator79]

"If you're in a pickle, and you need a sturdy flotable, come to Brother Blue's house of the Dead, if you want high quality dead for a reasonable price, Brother Blue's House of the Dead is the place to be"

"We'll slash the prices and really make a killing on the profits."

 

[BlueBalls]

"We'll slash the prices and really make a killing on the profits."

This sounds like a good business plan, maybe we should go into business, what shall we say 60-40???




I ran out of thing to say :dunno:

 

[Violator79]

This sounds like a good business plan, maybe we should go into business, what shall we say 60-40???

Sure. But raise it to 50-50 and I'll do the dirty work.