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Thanks for the reply Phad, no the one I am talking about is where kari is with a friend in her bedroom, in an orange bikini if I remember right. They also have a pair of handcuffs I think! Great thank hokie is added to the list again... will look forward to it!
 

Phad

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Thanks for the reply Phad, no the one I am talking about is where kari is with a friend in her bedroom, in an orange bikini if I remember right. They also have a pair of handcuffs I think! Great thank hokie is added to the list again... will look forward to it!

Would you mind grabbing the thumbnail and posting it here so I can identify it? Thanks
 

drunkbaby

Banned
much love

Jeez, Phad, you sure take some serious shit for this project, haha.

I haven't empathized with any of these nards mad at you taking over the site.
Some of us are spoiled and can't get off to most chicks. Given that McDonalds has stolen 99% of the incredible female bodies that are supposed to be actually available to us... amazing projects like Brooke Marks and Kari patch up my dry spells between personal conquests. Incidentally those two are LITERALLY the only models since Kate's Playground that I've given the tiniest shit about, let alone put up any money for.

You taking over Kari's site has given me something on the net to expect and look forward to. Sadly, nothing besides those two have had any sexual relevance to me. Doing god's work, m8. ;D

That said... I have to admit I'm getting a hernia stupidly thinking the updates might get closer to regular Monday releases. Not sure you even promised that anywhere, just once a week is all I recall that we could hold you to. But, in full disclosure, that doesn't seem to stop me from getting my hopes up and infuriatingly ending up opening my private browser and checking more times than I care to admit. No real issue with the speed they're happening or your beautifully thorough, candid disclosures here, which I specifically think is amazing; I just don't know when to expect them and that is fucking with me, given how excited I am with the promise such an awesome venture represents for each new week.

One of my favorite projects on the net for sure, and as a rare customer, I think you're doing a great job. Keep up the good work, man.

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Also, do you have the Double Lust set in your archives? That seems like a pretty obvious choice to get guaranteed win, as even the releases from Felix had some pretty direct shots with some devastatingly shameless photoshop done to them.
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Thanks, dude. Don't let the degenerates get you down!

Cheers.
 

drunkbaby

Banned
I'm sorry

I have some pretty tough news, guys. The new set was so good Phad appears to have fapped himself into a coma procuring it for us.

We all knew the risks associated with the job, but that doesn't make this any easier. Please send your thoughts and wishes to his family. If he does go he will have died a hero. This is a hard time for all of us.

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Phad

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Ultimate collection: Pink button up



ULTIMATE COLLECTION: PINK BUTTON UP
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Downblouse is in the house.

When I saw this request by Karifan here on Freeones, my first thought was, “Awww yisss, that’ll have boobs.” So I bypassed the random picking and tracked this one down. I’ll get back to the random draw next week, I promise. I’ve saved all the new suggestions since last week and added them to the folder.

THE REMASTER STATS

The original release of “Pink Button Up” had 136 pictures. It turns out the raw shoot had a colossal 389 pictures. After getting rid of the blinks, bloopers, and a short stretch of wonky posing, I was left with 345 pictures. Once again I did not skip any photos for being too revealing, and I didn’t edit out anything you’d want to see.

By the way, if you’re one of those feet people quietly lurking in the shadows, this set seems to take care of your needs, and in extravagant fashion. I personally haven’t heard from the foot people yet.

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Pictured: Master Felix and The Foot. The original Webmaster describes all the feet in this gallery to his Foot Clan.

WHAT DID WE FIND?

Unbelievably, nothing dramatic spilled out of that open shirt like I expected. It kind of defies boob science. How did they NOT rocket to freedom in that pose?!!

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@#!…

That’s not to say we didn’t find anything interesting. With this many new pictures, there is quite a bit that was censored or skipped.

This time we got a great new segment of bent over ass shots with the thong not covering enough, some starfish in the shadows when the thong is slid down, some peek-a-boo shots down the front of the panties, and some revealing shots though the netted segment of the underwear in various poses.

Here is a thumbnail view of the entire raw gallery vs the original, including the pics that didn’t make it.


Here is an overview of the entire raw gallery vs the original, including the pics that didn’t make it. Click to zoom.

UPDATES – WHEN?!:

People have been asking about what day they can expect the updates. So far I’ve hesitated to announce an update schedule because I’m new at editing this material, and I wanted to get a feel for how much time I’d need for pics and video. I’ve been privately aiming for an update to start every week on Monday. But what I’m learning is that remastering these gigantic photo sets kicks my ass. A normal set for a solo site is about 75 pics, and processing that with an easy model like Kari should be a day’s work. But THREE HUNDRED AND FORTY-FIVE raw pics at this gigantic resolution totally clobbered me. If I’m going to keep leaving in every possible picture, maybe some of you psychics could request a set where Kari came to the shoot with a nice tan and didn’t butcher her skin beforehand with pet scratches or a hair removal mishap. Okay? And with less raw pictures next time. Thanks :)

The best I can say right now is look for an update on Monday nights. If it’s not up yet, then photos are probably killing me and I’ll get it up as soon as I can afterwards. I’m tryin’, I’m tryin’.

So that's not a promise - don't go telling everyone I promised something every Monday, because I can tell you right now I will fuck up.

Hit me up with your requests or feedback here, or at the email listed in the Member's Area, or on Twitter.
 
Re: Ultimate collection: Pink button up

Unbelievably, nothing dramatic spilled out of that open shirt like I expected. It kind of defies boob science. How did they NOT rocket to freedom in that pose?!!

She was wearing double sided tape. They talked about it in the video that accompanies this set. :)
 

drunkbaby

Banned
Re: Ultimate collection: Pink button up

Hey, so Phad, I have an interesting question no one seems to have brought up yet...

So, not counting candids(are you going to be able to do the same thing with the candid sets?), from my count there's about 250 picture sets, and 150 videos.. If the idea is to maintain this schedule on into the future... at one release a week, it's going to take, literally, 8 years to get all of the content out of you!

Haha, I've already confessed my addiction to Kari and appreciation for your procuring style... but, understandably, I'm not sure I've really got 8 years and $2500 in me to get to the bottom of this...

Have you taken this into consideration? Do you have any plans for updating or increasing the rate/style of releases on into the future? Maybe a year or two year plan could keep my interest, given how much content would have to be pushed out to even keep up that rate. I can imagine finding myself reluctantly subscribed that whole time and ultimately very happy, even though 2 years still sounds like quite a commitment, on its face.

As it is... I'm not sure there's any rational way for me to find myself participating other than just dropping out and signing back up when I remember over the years to collect what I missed. And being entirely candid... that's assuming you do a great job policing the Internet and her stuff isn't just freely available from jerks posting it all over anyway...

You've managed to snag me as a subscriber already, and I am voicing my concerns because I WANT TO KEEP IT THAT WAY for as long as possible. My only goal is for you to end up happy and wealthy for providing this service to humanity and collecting on your bold investment while I, simultaneously, am left swimming in a sea of Kari cooch, maybe even with a nice relationship between you and I for our many contented transactions.

What're your thoughts on this? Are you really ok with an 8 year production schedule? Could we maybe bargain for something different that could include me as a longterm, uninterrupted subscriber?
 

Phad

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Re: Ultimate collection: Pink button up

Hey, so Phad, I have an interesting question no one seems to have brought up yet...

This is looking so far ahead that it it outpaces my foreseeable plans. Does EVERY set and video need a remaster? Don't forget that in a sudden flourish of activity, Felix did his own kind of re-edits and remasters on dozens of the favorite galleries and videos. Do I re-do all those, considering they were JUST redone? Maybe not much to add there anymore, and somehow that feels messy, so I'm thinking probably not.

Plus I haven't even started through the unseen solo sites Felix started with other models - don't forget that's on the drive too. And I'm told there are unseen galleries of Kari too. I still have to figure out what they are.

I can't remaster faster than weekly because of my responsibilities shooting and editing for the other models, and doing almost all the Epic Zips and video promo work in the company.
 

Phad

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Re: much love

Jeez, Phad, you sure take some serious shit for this project, haha.

I haven't empathized with any of these nards mad at you taking over the site.
Some of us are spoiled and can't get off to most chicks. Given that McDonalds has stolen 99% of the incredible female bodies that are supposed to be actually available to us... amazing projects like Brooke Marks and Kari patch up my dry spells between personal conquests. Incidentally those two are LITERALLY the only models since Kate's Playground that I've given the tiniest shit about, let alone put up any money for.

You taking over Kari's site has given me something on the net to expect and look forward to. Sadly, nothing besides those two have had any sexual relevance to me. Doing god's work, m8. ;D

That said... I have to admit I'm getting a hernia stupidly thinking the updates might get closer to regular Monday releases. Not sure you even promised that anywhere, just once a week is all I recall that we could hold you to. But, in full disclosure, that doesn't seem to stop me from getting my hopes up and infuriatingly ending up opening my private browser and checking more times than I care to admit. No real issue with the speed they're happening or your beautifully thorough, candid disclosures here, which I specifically think is amazing; I just don't know when to expect them and that is fucking with me, given how excited I am with the promise such an awesome venture represents for each new week.

One of my favorite projects on the net for sure, and as a rare customer, I think you're doing a great job. Keep up the good work, man.

---

Also, do you have the Double Lust set in your archives? That seems like a pretty obvious choice to get guaranteed win, as even the releases from Felix had some pretty direct shots with some devastatingly shameless photoshop done to them.
smallimage12.jpg


Thanks, dude. Don't let the degenerates get you down!

Cheers.

And thanks for this great post. The bit about looking up Kari and Brooke inbetween slaying babes in real life has to be my favorite thing in this thread :)
 
Hey Phad, Stick to the kari updates.. personally, idgaf about the other models. I'm pretty sure most here agree... we are here for kari
 

drunkbaby

Banned
tears of blood

pshhhhh, responsibilities...

You've taken on responsibilities directly from God managing Brooke and Kari's sites. I think out of respect to Jesus' sacrifices for the betterment of humanity you now have a responsibility to work 24h a day and/or drop all secular ties to make sure these two are delivered properly to the poor, starving men of the world! It seems to be self-evident to me AND the voice in my head that goes by "God", who has explicitly told me this.

~That's all anyone in the bible was ever really able to vouch for with their commandments, right?
Can't the 11th commandment be, "And Phad shall work day and night to release nonstop Kari content to the unwashed masses."?



/blasphemy
 
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drunkbaby

Banned
Re: Ultimate collection: Pink button up

Alternatively, you could just send me all of the raw files and I'll disperse them accordingly. It'll be the first thing I do as soon as I wake from the inevitable fapping coma, I promise.


hahaha, oh well. Thanks for the responses.

/blasphemy
 
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Phad

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Re: tears of blood

...you now have a responsibility to work 24h a day and/or drop all secular ties to make sure these two are delivered properly

lol - This is not that far from what's already happening. I'll always remember, worked 40 hours out of 48 during one particular two day stretch when I was getting this site ready and juggling shoots. But I'll save you the complaints, some people have infinitely worse jobs. Redbull helps.
 

drunkbaby

Banned
Re: Ultimate collection: Pink button up

^-- lollll, slightly different effect as a chopped and remixed double post, but hey Duan got me past the minimum-5-post moderation wall, so hopefully you still got the less elegant phrasing. xD

Cheers, Phad.
 
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