Shifty
O.G.
You ever, sometime, right, you get on that toilet and when you ****, that water splash up on your ass?
Don't that make you mad, right?
You know what really make me mad? It's when **** come halfway out your ass, then go back up in that motherfucker. Right? Why do **** be teasing your ass, right?
Just get the fuck out, right? :yesyes:
You know what really bother me is when you be straining for a long time, right? And one little pebble **** come out. Right? Be some **** this big, right? Push your head up your asshole, say: 'That's all the **** I'm gonna get, motherfucker?' :cussing:
You know what really make me mad, when your ass don't cooperate with you and clench up and break the **** in half. You be mad as a motherfucker too, because you know you got to wipe your ass for, like, five hours and ****, right? Use rolls of toilet paper on that motherfucker.
You know what really make me mad, though, is afterwards, right? You done all the shitting you gonna do for the whole day, right? You finish shitting and you flush the toilet and wait a second and one chunk come back.
What does that chunk want? :dunno:
Don't that make you mad, right?
You know what really make me mad? It's when **** come halfway out your ass, then go back up in that motherfucker. Right? Why do **** be teasing your ass, right?
Just get the fuck out, right? :yesyes:
You know what really bother me is when you be straining for a long time, right? And one little pebble **** come out. Right? Be some **** this big, right? Push your head up your asshole, say: 'That's all the **** I'm gonna get, motherfucker?' :cussing:
You know what really make me mad, when your ass don't cooperate with you and clench up and break the **** in half. You be mad as a motherfucker too, because you know you got to wipe your ass for, like, five hours and ****, right? Use rolls of toilet paper on that motherfucker.
You know what really make me mad, though, is afterwards, right? You done all the shitting you gonna do for the whole day, right? You finish shitting and you flush the toilet and wait a second and one chunk come back.
What does that chunk want? :dunno:
