Just commited a horrible crime and about to do another one.

[PirateKing]

Sell your semen.

 

[LukeEl]

You could play a millionaire at parties and suck up to rich folk at parties for donations, all you need to do is rent a tux and bullshit your way onto the guest list. Either that or get some ********* to punch you and then you can settle out of court for a large cash sum

 

[PirateKing]

You could become a bounty hunter.

 

[jod0565]

Did you get up the $150 to stave off the bank collection?

You should have sold your Elite to me and I could've told you about how good the games are that you are missing.

 

[Red Spyder]

Did you get up the $150 to stave off the bank collection?

You should have sold your Elite to me and I could've told you about how good the games are that you are missing.

And I was just about to ask "what the fuck is an Elite?" I first thought he meant a Colt Combat Elite, which would have been a shame but selling a X-Box elite? Good move!! Get a PS3 next time

 

[maildude]

Scan the ads and get employed. Start slow. Build up. Get your TV back.

 

[jtcarra]

sorry but not for nothin i have friends losing there house gonna have a little trouble feeling bad for you having to sell a video game and on top of that you are sworn into the military as you said a guy i knew asked me if there were any odd jobs around my house so he could make a couple of bucks then he jumped on his bike and peddled away sorry ******* things are bad all over

 

[biomech]

Crime spree! Rob sperm banks, donate sperm at real banks. Just go nuts; that way you end up in prison. Three square meals a day, lots of new an fascinating people to get to know. It's a win-win.

 

[HE1FiNEARTiST]

I am broke as most of you know, so I...

Had to sell my elite. Now I'm going to sell my tv. Cries

WOW, SUCKS TO BE YOU :rofl2:

 

[Red Spyder]

READ THIS AND READ IT WELL

I'm not becoming a whore and never will be. I don't work the corners anymore. My body is worth too much to me it's completely worthless.

You just completely dissapointed ~~ whimsy ~~ I'm sure he would have gotten you your elite back

 

[HeartBroker]

"... a horrible crime..."

Why is this a crime?
Did I miss something?

 

[Lungzyn]

I got handed a pamphlet on ******* organ harvesting once. It said a kidney goes for about $30,000.
Something to consider.

 

[HeartBroker]

Hell, I'd sell a kidney for 30k


Lets talk

 

[Facetious]

Author, You'd better pace yourself between now and your "ship date" !

Nobody wants to ship half Jonesin, ya know ?


:butterflies:

 

[JacknCoke]

whats an elite?

 

[Ace Bandage]

whats an elite?

A Liberal.

 

[JacknCoke]

A Liberal.

whos your avatar? I am too fuckin lazy to look in the thread an:helpme:d figure it out

 

[izabelplayer]

how much did you sell your elite for?

 

[sporty_carr]

I am broke as most of you know, so I...

Had to sell my elite. Now I'm going to sell my tv. Cries

Selling your elite is actually a good thing. I'm currently on my 4th XBOX 360 (I traded 2 of them back before waranty was up). Fuck you Microsoft!

Whore is such a nasty word. I prefer to be known as a rent-a-body center. You rent my body for so many hours for a charge. Kind of like RAC, Rent a Car, and other renting businesses. No different.

I prefer the term "sperm receptacle."