You picked the wrong option
Actually, I was curious about Julia Bond, and a search resulted in this thread, upon which I thought "oh, someone talked about this just a few weeks ago".
Glad to see my caffeine-deprived mistake upset someone to the point of earning me my very first rep points.
But not at all as glad as I am about hearing about your naughty prom romp*.
I'm sure if I had gone to any kind of formal dance like that, I would've just made an inebriated fool out of myself.
*yay, anagram