Jon Bon Jovi dead. :(

[Will E Worm]

Bon Jovi, It's my life! Oops, to soon? :stir:

 

[maildude]

Yeah. He's not dead. Only his career is dead.

 

[squallumz]

we need an official "possibly dead *********/pornstar" thread

 

[lurkingdirk]

Why in the name of Petra is this thread still open?

 

[DR. B]

omg first Natalie Heck, now slippery when wet guy.... this calls for another Hard to say good-bye song

 

[darkwarrior3007]

omg first Natalie Heck, now slippery when wet guy.... this calls for another Hard to say good-bye song

Except Jon Bon Jovi isn't dead.

 

[Doc Scurlock]

Bon Jovi can't die.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

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[BAYAMONXXX]

Jovi Boned Jon

 

[Red Spyder]

Is he going to become the Premium Link Upgrade (or Schrodinger's cat) of Rock n' Roll? :dunno:

Jon Bon Jovi is..... Dead!! [reload page] Jon Bon Jovi is...... Alive!

 

[ragincaucasian]

look I know there was a hoax about Jon Bon Jovi dying earlier today, but I've just received word that he REALLY did die later this evening.

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[lurkingdirk]

If he's dead, heaven looks like New Jersey. That sure as fuck isn't true.

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[hooveruj]

not even a well written hoax. amazing this one had any legs!

 

[alexpnz]

Jon is from Jersey....he's immortal.
Went by his house the other day in Middletown, what a palace!

....AND because of the blatant and vicious nature of this misinformation, I want this thread closed immediately!!

Sing it Jon! :sing:

 

[Hochimama]

It's fake .. proven .. some asshole are too free to spread worthlesss rumors ..

 

[Hypergalaxy]

If he's dead, heaven looks like New Jersey. That sure as fuck isn't true.

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If heaven looks like jersey then thank you for another reason to go to hell.

 

[alexpnz]

If he's dead, heaven looks like New Jersey. That sure as fuck isn't true.

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If heaven looks like jersey then thank you for another reason to go to hell.

Your welcome, now off yourself and get a head start.:1orglaugh

 

[Elwood70]

Bon Jovi can't die.

No; that's Keith Richards...

 

[alexpnz]

No; that's Keith Richards...

He oughta....

 

[Elwood70]

He oughta....

Nope; he's gonna outlive those Gallagher faggots.