Joining the U.S. armed ******

Je ne se moque PAS!
 
l'insolence et audacieux effrontery, loin avec vous!

and Johan, because of Will E's convincing argument, I already said I wouldn't so calm down.

Not that there's anything wrong with wanting to be a drone operator. The U.S. military has a need for them and now have career paths based on that. It's patriotic.
 
l'insolence et audacieux effrontery, loin avec vous!

and Johan, because of Will E's convincing argument, I already said I wouldn't so calm down.

Not that there's anything wrong with wanting to be a drone operator. The U.S. military has a need for them and now have career paths based on that. It's patriotic.

J'aime Jerry Lewis aussi.
 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
ok I won't.

please close thread.


Good, now why is the thread still open?


This. All the soldiers will beat you in the middle of the night if you aren't in athletic shape.

They probably will. :rolleyes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KQ9mAuI1Ro

I'd at least wait until the next president is elected. Do you really want to take the chance that you'll be serving a president (aka commander-in-chief) and/or administration that you end up hating?

If it's Trump he should be ending wars. We can focus on fixing the borders and wall. :clap:

Securing the border with Mexico and Canada. Also, the ports and waterways.


You don't need the military, you can joinsome militia likethe one that conquered the nature reserve.

Or listen to the cupcake!

Ze Fly has spoken

Yes, listen to me.

:hatsoff:



Join the Army, and at the end of Basic you'll be a "lean ,mean, fighting machine!"

No. :nono:


l'insolence et audacieux effrontery, loin avec vous!

and Johan, because of Will E's convincing argument, I already said I wouldn't so calm down.

Not that there's anything wrong with wanting to be a drone operator. The U.S. military has a need for them and now have career paths based on that. It's patriotic.


Good.


Just work in the tech field in America.

http://money.usnews.com/careers/best-jobs/rankings/best-technology-jobs
 
A number of my friends were in it, a couple got blown up, a couple are depressed and need a lot of support, the other one is doing well as a car mechanic
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
If I had to do it all over again, I would. Just so I could protect Will's right to be and asshole.
 
If you've got ******, don't do it, otherwise, maybe, but don't do anything over that there that you'll regret and also you must be willing to lose everything. I live near a rehab center, I get to meet lots of the guys who've had their legs blown off, some of them still have good motivation
 

xfire

New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
Even though you've been slightly discourteous to me recently, Boobtoucher (boogers to my knees if I remember correctly :D), I too, would like to thank you for your service.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
The thanks of my esteemed douchepatrol comrades, while inspirational and appreciated, does nothing to put food on my table. I'm going to crowdsource an effort to get "Space Raptor Butt Invasion," produced. Can you imagine a full length feature about that? How fucking awesome would a Hugo nominated book about ****** ***** lizards be?

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The thanks of my esteemed douchepatrol comrades, while inspirational and appreciated, does nothing to put food on my table. I'm going to crowdsource an effort to get "Space Raptor Butt Invasion," produced. Can you imagine a full length feature about that? How fucking awesome would a Hugo nominated book about ****** ***** lizards be?
 
Yeah Ace, Thanks for your service in both of your careers.

I should have said that a long time ago.
 
In whatever branch of the army you join, you will always get my respect. My ****** was in the 101st during desert shield and my other one was in the army during the serbian conflict, I have respect for those who served in military or ***************

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In whatever branch of the army you join, you will always get my respect. My ****** was in the 101st during desert shield and my other one was in the army during the serbian conflict, I have respect for those who served in military or ***************
 
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