John Stewart on the GOP's "Pledge To America"

Contract with America...Promise to America...same bullshit as usual brought to you by generic, irrational and insane Conservatives who have purged the GOP from genuine and sane and rational Conservatives
 
Contract with America...Promise to America...same bullshit as usual brought to you by generic, irrational and insane Conservatives who have purged the GOP from genuine and sane and rational Conservatives




Same as the Hope, Yes We Can, Change bullshit brought to you by incompetent Douchecrats.
 
Same as the Hope, Yes We Can, Change bullshit brought to you by incompetent Douchecrats.

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Even if one doesn't take into account how stupid and ill conceived some of those things are if the Republicans hold to their word as badly as they did with their past Contract with America I wouldn't hold out much hope.
 





That's water over the bridge man. Owhammy is in control and it's all malaise, the kind that would make Carter envious. Our economy is flatter than the flattest road apple, and the housing market is slipping, and the number of homeless, unemployed hasn't decreased.


COPE, Malaise, No We Can't. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Oh it's so tragic it's comical. :(
 
That's water over the bridge man. Owhammy is in control and it's all malaise, the kind that would make Carter envious. Our economy is flatter than the flattest road apple, and the housing market is slipping, and the number of homeless, unemployed hasn't decreased.


COPE, Malaise, No We Can't. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Oh it's so tragic it's comical. :(

Watch this and weep like Baby Jesus:

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That's because Clinton wasn't dumb, gullible, or ignorant enough to be led into wars that were either unnecessary or unwinnable.




The fact remains there was no War on Islamic terrorism, no 9/11 event, no Iraq or Afghan war to cause things to be unstable.

Clinton had it easy.
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
^ Youve never heard of Neyo until now

I have not. I tend to avoid music I percieve may be shit. Is he any good? He looked and sounded awful from the little I saw of him.


BRILLIANT!

That's water over the bridge man. Owhammy is in control and it's all malaise, the kind that would make Carter envious. Our economy is flatter than the flattest road apple, and the housing market is slipping, and the number of homeless, unemployed hasn't decreased.


COPE, Malaise, No We Can't. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Oh it's so tragic it's comical. :(

You have to give Obama time to pul america out from the shithole Bush dumped it in. Not that I'm saying he's doing very good at it, I'm sure he could be doing much better. But the main problem is the giant shithole Bush dumped america in.

Watch this and weep like Baby Jesus:

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:clap: Brilliant! AGAIN! I could get used to seeing crappy republican excuses for arguments kicked into a pile of crap like this. Evidence is a wonderful thing.

The fact remains there was no War on Islamic terrorism, no 9/11 event, no Iraq or Afghan war to cause things to be unstable.

Clinton had it easy.

No, he just ran aircraft through the Iraqi no fly zone and enforced it year after year. By the way, those sites Iraq had that could manufacture WMD? Blown to shit by Clintons airstrikes. Iraqs WMD program NEVER RECOVERED.
So without going to war, he managed to do better against Iraq than either Bush.
 

Jagger69

Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
That's water over the bridge man. Owhammy is in control and it's all malaise, the kind that would make Carter envious. Our economy is flatter than the flattest road apple, and the housing market is slipping, and the number of homeless, unemployed hasn't decreased.


COPE, Malaise, No We Can't. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Oh it's so tragic it's comical. :(

Yep. What a shame McCain wasn't elected. All our problems would be over. :rolleyes:
 
Brilliant by Stewart.

Now if the arrogant ass Demos had the sense to come down off their all knowing pedestal to actually take advantage of a good idea..they would pay Stewart his royalties and use their entire war chest running this ridiculously accurate undressing of GOPer tripe over and over until the election ....and close each airing with, "Never Forget".
 

roronoa3000

Banned
I have not. I tend to avoid music I percieve may be shit. Is he any good? He looked and sounded awful from the little I saw of him.
If you listen to music other than country or rock then you have heard a song that he at least wrote or produced.

Is he any good?
There is this place on the interwebs called youtubers for that.
 
Well in 2012 they can put up thier new idol Sarah Palin,boy is Obama gonna be in trouble then.:1orglaugh

oh yes. :) You know what I'm waiting for?: For the first battle of words between president Obama and Palin. If Palin does not collapse within ten minutes - which i would predict ("It's all about job creation." PANIC!!!) - Obama is gonna crush her - metaphorically - like a walnut...
 
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