Jezuschrist Godfuckingdamnit!

[Nester6]

How come porn stars don't swear more like this while they are fucking on film? A great fuckin turn on.

 

[wdoall]

Why did you put this in the political section?

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Why did you put this in the political section?

So we'll right our Congressmen? :dunno:

 

[Anonyne#017]

How come porn stars don't swear more like this while they are fucking on film? A great fuckin turn on.

So, you do enjoy hearing a girl scream a name of another person rather than yours during sex? I do not see swearing sexy, but I guess that might fit somehow to BDSM things and I'd connect such a line closer to situation where something goes wrong rather than hot passionate loving...

 

[zeeblofowl_1969]

Any genuine response is a turn on!

 

[Nester6]

Any genuine response is a turn on!

It's a waste when they lay there quietly getting fucked!

 

[Harley Spencer]

I swear a ton in my day to day life, but never during sex. Well, I have a few times before, but it's an extreme rarity.

Oddly enough, many guys find swearing a complete turn off, so maybe that's part of the reason?

 

[Anonyne#017]

It's a waste when they lay there quietly getting fucked!

Actually in some of the best scenes I've seen, chick didn't make much noise at all, but she rather just had this funny enjoyable "I love you so much, feels so good" -kind of facial expression on her face most of the time. I actually kept just staring at her face quite a bit more than any other parts...

I think it's sometimes rather awkward when pornstars moan non-stop their mouths open trying to desperately look like if every single second were like a heaven on earth, while every other signs are telling something else and transfering weird atmosphere...

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

I hate when pornstars use too many words, swearwords or otherwise - when they're supposed to be in the throes. Most of us are incapable of more than single-syllable outbursts when we're nearing our peak, so some of the ridiculous monologues that come out when they're allegedly on the brink of climax only serve to reinforce that they're faking it.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

I swear a ton in my day to day life, but never during sex. Well, I have a few times before, but it's an extreme rarity.

Oddly enough, many guys find swearing a complete turn off, so maybe that's part of the reason?

Swearing isn't really sexy or unsexy. It's rarely the words, so much as what is said with them. Except "serendipitous"... that word is just really fucking sexy. :yesyes:

I hate when pornstars use too many words, swearwords or otherwise - when they're supposed to be in the throes. Most of us are incapable of more than single-syllable outbursts when we're nearing our peak, so some of the ridiculous monologues that come out when they're allegedly on the brink of climax only serve to reinforce that they're faking it.

Also this. If you want to tell me a story write it down later and I'll read it when I'm not busy thinking about baseball...

 

[Harley Spencer]

I hate when pornstars use too many words, swearwords or otherwise - when they're supposed to be in the throes. Most of us are incapable of more than single-syllable outbursts when we're nearing our peak, so some of the ridiculous monologues that come out when they're allegedly on the brink of climax only serve to reinforce that they're faking it.

That's pretty much the reason I always watch porn with the sound on mute. Too much of it is way too fake that it just completely ruins it.

Swearing isn't really sexy or unsexy. It's rarely the words, so much as what is said with them. Except "serendipitous"... that word is just really fucking sexy. :yesyes:

Also this. If you want to tell me a story write it down later and I'll read it when I'm not busy thinking about baseball...

Serendipitous? Of all words?

Thought you didn't like sports?

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 8315879, member: 579739"]Serendipitous? Of all words?

You don't think "serendipitous" is sexy? I mean... look at all those syllables! And it sounds awesome.

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 8315879, member: 579739"]Thought you didn't like sports?

:1orglaugh I totally don't. That's just the stereotypical thing guys are supposed to think about to distract themselves when they're trying to hold off on cumming. :yesyes:

 

[Ace Bandage]

I would prefer it if all porn stars spoke in heroic couplets (or just iambic pentameter at least) during their scenes.

Such a fucking turn on.

 

[Harley Spencer]

You don't think "serendipitous" is sexy? I mean... look at all those syllables! And it sounds awesome.

:1orglaugh I totally don't. That's just the stereotypical thing guys are supposed to think about to distract themselves when they're trying to hold off on cumming. :yesyes:

Ew. I do not like the idea of that. Couldn't you just, you know, slow down? Always works for me when I'm shooting video. If I feel like I'm about to get off, just change my pace so the video can be a little longer.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Ew. I do not like the idea of that. Couldn't you just, you know, slow down? Always works for me when I'm shooting video. If I feel like I'm about to get off, just change my pace so the video can be a little longer.

I was just using the stereotype because it's the stereotype. I don't know enough about baseball to actually think it about it .

But I have personally thought about other things on occasion. Yeah, I know a guying thinking about something else while he's there with you doesn't seem overly flattering, but stop and think about it for a moment. While slowing down can help, it's not always going to be the best idea. Women tend to need consistency way more than men, right? So changing the pace might delay the guy's orgasm... but consider what it might be doing for yours? It's probably going to knock you further away from the goal than him, resulting in, well... :dunno:

 

[Harley Spencer]

I was just using the stereotype because it's the stereotype. I don't know enough about baseball to actually think it about it .

But I have personally thought about other things on occasion. Yeah, I know a guying thinking about something else while he's there with you doesn't seem overly flattering, but stop and think about it for a moment. While slowing down can help, it's not always going to be the best idea. Women tend to need consistency way more than men, right? So changing the pace might delay the guy's orgasm... but consider what it might be doing for yours? It's probably going to knock you further away from the goal than him, resulting in, well... :dunno:

Well, it's helped for me, at least in my personal time. Figure if I can slow down on my own and get myself back up there again in a matter of minutes, could totally be possible for sex. But I see what you're saying. Hey, you could always just finish and go for round two! Then you might last longer the second time.

 

[Nester6]

Well, it's helped for me, at least in my personal time. Figure if I can slow down on my own and get myself back up there again in a matter of minutes, could totally be possible for sex. But I see what you're saying. Hey, you could always just finish and go for round two! Then you might last longer the second time.

I respect your opinion, but the dirtier the fuckin talk, the harder this guy gets the second round!

 

[Harley Spencer]

I respect your opinion, but the dirtier the fuckin talk, the harder this guy gets the second round!

Mmm... Or I could just be that sexy and amazing in bed that he doesn't need me to dirty talk. Not my thing. If I have to put on some fake performance to get him going, round two isn't even happening. Heck, round one might not even finish. If he doesn't like the way I am in bed, fine, go find someone else. I'll just go take me and my sexy self elsewhere.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Ew. I do not like the idea of that.

You think sport is bad? Last weekend I heard my mate tell one of our mutual friends that he is his personal "five minutes more" (i.e. delaying tactic). So now everytime I look at his wife, I'm going to know that when hubby is inside her, he's thinking of a short, podgy, balding man with specs in order to last "five minutes more."

I subscribe to the old "pull out, do down on her for a bit, go back in" routine if I don't want things to reach a conclusion too soon.

 

[Harley Spencer]

You think sport is bad? Last weekend I heard my mate tell one of our mutual friends that he is his personal "five minutes more" (i.e. delaying tactic). So now everytime I look at his wife, I'm going to know that when hubby is inside her, he's thinking of a short, podgy, balding man with specs in order to last "five minutes more."

I subscribe to the old "pull out, do down on her for a bit, go back in" routine if I don't want things to reach a conclusion too soon.

I approve of this method.