Jesse Ventura For President

[Hondarobot]

He just announced intentions (possibly) on CNN to run for the White House after this election. I voted for him when he won Governor Of Minnesota, and I'd vote for him again.

I'm starting the campaign stumping on this front of the online porn forum demographic here.

If you don't vote for him, he'll beat you up.

 

[Deepcover]

He was on Piers Morgan talking about that shit. He said he'd like to run as an Independent.
Ventura can put me in a boston crab for all I care.

 

[Hondarobot]

I also saw a promo where he apparently asked Howard Stern to consider running as VP.

Lol, I luv this guy!

Seriously though, he's got my vote. Nina Hartley needs to be appointed as Sex Czar.

 

[Hondarobot]

OK, so here's a potential cabinet roster for the Ventura ticket:

Department Of State: Robert Young Pelton
Department Of Treasury: Warren Buffet
Department Of Defense: (not sure on this one)
Department Of Justice: R. Lee Emory
Department Of Interior: Norm Abram
Department Of Agriculture: Chong Marrin
Department Of Commerce: Donatella Arpaia
Department Of Labor: Mike Rowe

Department Of Health And Human Services:
Department Of Housing And Urban Development:
Department Of Transportation:
Department Of Energy:
Department of Education:
Department Of veteran Affairs:
Department of Homeland Security:

Fill in the blanks, because I'm out of ideas at the moment.

 

[Hondarobot]

Whoops, I mean Tommy Chong. . ...

heh

 

[Supafly]

If I were an US citizen, I would vote for him instantla, partially because doesn't let the FOX assholes mess with himself like Obama allowed O'Reilly

 

[Homunculus2092]

He'd have my vote if I was American.

 

[Bearded_Menace]

If I were an US citizen, I would vote for him instantla, partially because doesn't let the FOX assholes mess with himself like Obama allowed O'Reilly

I remember this interview. God, I thought he was going to smack that brown-nosing cocksucker Hannity up side his head. Hannity is unbelievable in his partisanship. "America was better off after Bush as opposed to before."....Really?:wtf: So his definition of better of is an Economy in the shitter, Two very long and expensive unwanted wars, and an education system snowballing into the abyss. Who in there right fucking mind could say that? Hannity rides GW Bush's cock harder than Laura Bush. Glad to see Jessie put that little piss ant in his place.

I'd vote for Jessie Ventura or someone like him in a heartbeat. He is exactly what this country needs: a return to the center and to the realm of common fucking sense. The only problem is the fact that he would run as an independent. Unfortunately for Jessie, a large chunk of the American populace is too stupid to realize that they have more than two options to choose from when electing someone to public office.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I would vote for Mickey Mouse in a heartbeat if he were on the ballot instead of either of the two shit stains that are running. Matter of fact, I decided last week that I'm gonna cast my vote for Kermit the Frog. If Jesse Ventura ran, I would definitely vote for him. :thumbsup:

 

[Mayhem]

I would vote for Mickey Mouse in a heartbeat if he were on the ballot instead of either of the two shit stains that are running. Matter of fact, I decided last week that I'm gonna cast my vote for Kermit the Frog. If Jesse Ventura ran, I would definitely vote for him. :thumbsup:

K.T. Frog?!? Fucker will explode the deficit, he's weak on defense and his girlfriend is a feminazi. But I do like that he wants to ban all pesticides, even if it is just to keep the fly population thriving (sumbitch chows down on insects like Romney does on bankrupt corporations). I'm not saying he doesn't have a chance, but the pre-school demographic is going to have to put down the pudding and mobilize.

 

[STDiva]

The guy seems insane on that show he hosts. The one about aliens and what not.

 

[bobjustbob]

Ventura/Christie tag team 2016.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

He gets my vote. This guy is far from stupid, and as far as I'm concerned, far more in tune with the average working guy, then eithewr of the current short buss riders we have to choose from this time....or the past dozen times.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Filling Congress full of Babyfaces and Heels would be no worse that now with Republicans and Democrats. They all pull the tights and hold onto the ropes for added leverage. Watch out for the ref bump as that's when the smoke and mirrors really take it home.

 

[Will E Worm]

You really think Ventura can save this country? He's not one of us. His show was a joke.

 

[Hondarobot]

Ventura is crazy like a fox. Conspiracy enthusiasts have votes too, I'm just saying. . .

Interesting video Wil E Worm, let us know what the inside of a Black Helicopter looks like after you've been outfitted with a mind control implant tonight!

Oh, wait, you won't remember. . .

:elaugh:

 

[Johan]

This guy is an fucking idiot who believes that 9/11 was orchestrated by the government and the CIA

 

[Hondarobot]

This guy is an fucking idiot who believes that 9/11 was orchestrated by the government and the CIA

Hey keep it quiet over there. Just because the word "Frog" was used in this thread, doesn't mean everyone in France needs to come running in screaming hysterically. Go take a bath.

 

[Johan]

Hey keep it quiet over there. Just because the word "Frog" was used in this thread, doesn't mean everyone in France needs to come running in screaming hysterically. Go take a bath.

Fuck you, both France and America are free countries so I will use my freedom of speech whenever I want.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Hey keep it quiet over there. Just because the word "Frog" was used in this thread, doesn't mean everyone in France needs to come running in screaming hysterically. Go take a bath.

If you had made any viable, valuable points in this thread, this post has nullified them. This post reveals that you are a bigoted, racist asshole. Thanks for clearing that up! Making sweeping generalisations about an entire nation of people. Your brilliance certainly shows up here!