Jerk Off club

[BlueBalls]

As your self appointed Senate campaign advisor, I strongly urge you to avoid circle jerks and just wank by yourself.

My campaign is all about truth and honesty, now if the great public of Illinios cant deal with me masturbating with 16 other overweight sweaty guys then I guess they arent ready for BlueBalls.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

We would have to get Chef’s opinion on this, but I think they might be ready for you in Cook County. I would expect you to do well in Chicago and the suburbs, but I don’t know how they would look at circle jerks “down state.”

 

[young_guns]

just sick

 

[Skyraider22]

What the hell!!how did I end up in this thread

 

[ChefChiTown]

Has anyone ever gone to a circle jerk or something like it? Tell me about it.

I've never participated in a circle jerk, but I have sucked a grown man's penis in exchange for a warm meal before.

 

[Galactic]

I've never participated in a circle jerk, but I have sucked a grown man's penis in exchange for a warm meal before.

What kind of meal did you get?

 

[ChefChiTown]

What kind of meal did you get?

I was hoping for some baked chicken, maybe some mashed potatoes or something, but all I got was 79 cents so I could buy a bean burrito from Taco Bell.

 

[titsrock]

^
What tasted better the dude's dong or the burrito?

I thought circle jerks were "bonding" experiences for high school baseball teams?

 

[ChefChiTown]

^
What tasted better the dude's dong or the burrito?

I thought circle jerks were "bonding" experiences for high school baseball teams?

Well, they both tasted pretty similar to be honest.

:drum roll:

I don't remember jerking off in front of my teammates while playing high school baseball. Well, for "bonding" anyway.

:drum roll:

 

[Spleen]

I was hoping for some baked chicken, maybe some mashed potatoes or something, but all I got was 79 cents so I could buy a bean burrito from Taco Bell.

Beggars can't be choosers, as they say.

 

[Galactic]

I was hoping for some baked chicken, maybe some mashed potatoes or something, but all I got was 79 cents so I could buy a bean burrito from Taco Bell.

Mmmmmmmm.....bean burrito......:tongue:

 

[titsrock]

Chef, you should've held out for $1.19 and got a MexiMelt....

 

[Ariklon]

no, but triangles... jk wtf would someone start a thread like this?

 

[DOA82]

no, but triangles... jk wtf would someone start a thread like this?

To make them feel like what they did wasnt as gay as they now fear.

 

[Hypergalaxy]

To make them feel like what they did wasnt as gay as they now fear.

haha I am guessing you hit the nail right on the head

 

[jibbijib]

Yeah I go to them all the time. We all sit in a circle and call eachother jerks for half an hour, based on different stories and reasons.

 

[ilovelenka]

never jerked in a circle, but have jerked with friends.

 

[bicurious guy]

Was just too imbarassed as a teen to do something like this., you really got the urge to masturbate with while watching porn. Grew up and got girl friends. However nowadays... think it would be great, perhaps jerking or wanking each other would be better though.

 

[LukeEl]

Was just too imbarassed as a teen to do something like this., you really got the urge to masturbate with while watching porn. Grew up and got girl friends. However nowadays... think it would be great, perhaps jerking or wanking each other would be better though.

Know what else would be better. to get some surgical 2x4's and smack each other over the head with them

 

[DOA82]

Another zombie thread moaning its way to the front page without the deceny of having michael jacksons flare and style!