Jennifer Lopez vs. Morgan Freeman

Had a nightmare once that I was having sex with Jennifer Lopez and just when she got close her voice changed into Morgan Freeman's but still screaming about Papi smashing her culo. When I woke up my wiener was stuck to the sheets so maybe it was just a *****.
 
Jennifer is the better actor, and Morgan has the better ass.

Did I get get right?
 
I like me some JLO she is the better of the two, Morgan freeman can create some cool ass bat thing vehicle for Andy Sandberg to save the world in his next movie - Andy Almighty :D
 
Truth is I'd have to lie to Morgan freeman just to ask J-Lo can I grab a handful just to satisfy the fact ya'll are funny, but your butt is just a gift to men everywhere and Morgan Freeman you can leave to the ladies who love him!
 
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Truth is I'd have to lie to Morgan freeman just to ask J-Lo can I grab a handful just to satisfy the fact ya'll are funny, but your butt is just a gift to men everywhere and Morgan Freeman you can leave to the ladies who love him!

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Had a nightmare once that I was having sex with Jennifer Lopez and just when she got close her voice changed into Morgan Freeman's but still screaming about Papi smashing her culo. When I woke up my wiener was stuck to the sheets so maybe it was just a *****.

I had a ***** that I was Morgan Freeman and I was fucking the **** out of Jennifer Lopez's luscious ass with my black mamba. definitely weird.
 
I would totally rather fuck Morgan Fre... oh, that's not what this particular this vs. that thread is about? Huh... well then, never you mind...
 
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