Finally, do you have porn déjà vu when the cable dude or pizza guy comes over?
A month ago I had four girls at my house. We were all naked when the pizza guy came over. I was like, “Girls, we’re answering the door buck-naked.” The poor guy hyperventilated. He was looking at the ground, and I said, “It’s OK, you can look.” He was like, “My God, you’ve made my entire life.”