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[gamieseolofeb]

No, I only dream about Gordon Browns face. That's right, just his face. No body which is weird when you think about it. But his head does seem to be dancing for me. He might even ben stripping but because all I can see is his face - which is about 2 inches away from mine - I don't know.

Sometimes I ask him things. Like money and stuff. But he's a cheap motherfucker, so I'm usually pretty pissed when he's there.

We make up for the lack of conversation by making out for a while. Or I dance with his head. Sometimes my cat's there. He sounds like Jeremy Irons and he smokes. I tell him he shouldn't but what can I do. A cat that sounds like Jeremy Irons in my dreams has far more power than I ever could .... he's looking at me right now .... I think he wants to talk to me, but he knows those aren't the rules!

I'm scared of meeting him in real life. How could you not be after you've had his tongue down your throat in your dreams? I might actually throw up on him. Might get in the papers which would be a plus.

So yeah, what was the question again?





EDIT: :1orglaugh What a load of crap!

If you just read this, then you just wasted a few moments of your life that you'll never get back. I hope you're proud of yourself ... you fail as much as I do! But at least I wrote this abomination, what have you done?

Huh, yeah that's right, cry!

So yeah, what was the question again? [= So yeah, what was the question again?]:dunno:

 

[gamieseolofeb]

I enjoy reading your post it makes me feel better about my shitty life:dunno:

I enjoy reading your post it makes me feel better about my gody life:dunno:

 

[Crazy4theBrat]

Most recent sex with celeb dream I can remember was with Ashley Judd.

Oh man, I bet that was NICE! I love Ashley.

 

[Ravenholm]

I've had a dream about Jessica Alba as if she was my neighbour and the dream wasn't even sexual. But here's the weird thing, I still got the feeling as if it was sexual in content. Go figure. Maybe it is because I have been a long time fan and I am Jessica Alba on the brain.

 

[Shadowslayer77]

I had one once that involved me getting a message by Jennifer Love Hewitt (who was in leather) sitting on my lower back messaging my shoulders. Next thing I know it was Alyssa Milano there in the same ouftit. Then I woke up.

 

[jasonk282]

I had a dream that I was getting plowed by Shane Diesel and sucking off Mandingo, I think they did the Eiffel Tower at one point?

 

[abejarano12]

I've had a dream about Jessica Alba as if she was my neighbour and the dream wasn't even sexual. But here's the weird thing, I still got the feeling as if it was sexual in content. Go figure. Maybe it is because I have been a long time fan and I am Jessica Alba on the brain.

Same here it's always Jessica Alba, maybe the two posters of her on wall have something to do with it?

 

[Supafly]

I tried it real hard for some time, to get Jenna Jameson into a dream, but i never got it to happen - or, I forgot before waking up, which would be tragic, too ^^