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bootywatcher

I'm here to enquire about your spooons...
You know the one. Last night, in my dreams, it happened. I laid her down good.

Anyone else had any dreams where they had a sexual encounter with a pornstar or anyone else mildly famous?
 

bootywatcher

I'm here to enquire about your spooons...
Really! I've been a porn junkie for a while, but this is the first dream (that I can remember) where this has happened. I guess something is wrong with me.
 
I can never forget the dream I had about fucking Gauge. What made it great is not only did I fuck her, but she was also my girlfriend in the dream.
 

bootywatcher

I'm here to enquire about your spooons...
I can never forget the dream I had about fucking Gauge. What made it great is not only did I fuck her, but she was also my girlfriend in the dream.

Yeah, Jenna was my girlfriend too in the dream, but the parents didn't like her. Probably because she was a pornstar.:D
 
Outside of Christy Canyon and Kay Parker, my most memorable dream involving a celeb and having a sexual encounter was the one I had about Lisa Marie Smith (I suppose she would count as mildly famous).

Best known for dating Tim Burton, playing Vampira in Ed Wood and the Martian Girl in Mars Attacks, I happened to run up on a pic of her in some magazine shortly after Mars Attacks came out, and very soonafter had a very, very memorable dream to say the very least.


 
Outside of Christy Canyon and Kay Parker, my most memorable dream involving a celeb and having a sexual encounter was the one I had about Lisa Marie Smith (I suppose she would count as mildly famous).

Best known for dating Tim Burton, playing Vampira in Ed Wood and the Martian Girl in Mars Attacks, I happened to run up on a pic of her in some magazine shortly after Mars Attacks came out, and very soonafter had a very, very memorable dream to say the very least.



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No, I only dream about Gordon Browns face. That's right, just his face. No body which is weird when you think about it. But his head does seem to be dancing for me. He might even ben stripping but because all I can see is his face - which is about 2 inches away from mine - I don't know.

Sometimes I ask him things. Like money and stuff. But he's a cheap motherfucker, so I'm usually pretty pissed when he's there.

We make up for the lack of conversation by making out for a while. Or I dance with his head. Sometimes my cat's there. He sounds like Jeremy Irons and he smokes. I tell him he shouldn't but what can I do. A cat that sounds like Jeremy Irons in my dreams has far more power than I ever could .... he's looking at me right now .... I think he wants to talk to me, but he knows those aren't the rules!

I'm scared of meeting him in real life. How could you not be after you've had his tongue down your throat in your dreams? I might actually throw up on him. Might get in the papers which would be a plus.

So yeah, what was the question again?





EDIT: :1orglaugh What a load of crap!

If you just read this, then you just wasted a few moments of your life that you'll never get back. I hope you're proud of yourself ... you fail as much as I do! But at least I wrote this abomination, what have you done?

Huh, yeah that's right, cry!
 

Skyraider22

The One and Only Big Daddy
No, I only dream about Gordon Browns face. That's right, just his face. No body which is weird when you think about it. But his head does seem to be dancing for me. He might even ben stripping but because all I can see is his face - which is about 2 inches away from mine - I don't know.

Sometimes I ask him things. Like money and stuff. But he's a cheap motherfucker, so I'm usually pretty pissed when he's there.

We make up for the lack of conversation by making out for a while. Or I dance with his head. Sometimes my cat's there. He sounds like Jeremy Irons and he smokes. I tell him he shouldn't but what can I do. A cat that sounds like Jeremy Irons in my dreams has far more power than I ever could .... he's looking at me right now .... I think he wants to talk to me, but he knows those aren't the rules!

I'm scared of meeting him in real life. How could you not be after you've had his tongue down your throat in your dreams? I might actually throw up on him. Might get in the papers which would be a plus.

So yeah, what was the question again?





EDIT: :1orglaugh What a load of crap!

If you just read this, then you just wasted a few moments of your life that you'll never get back. I hope you're proud of yourself ... you fail as much as I do! But at least I wrote this abomination, what have you done?

Huh, yeah that's right, cry!

I enjoy reading your post it makes me feel better about my shitty life:dunno::D
 

biomech

Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit
Blueballs :thumbsup:
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
I don't dream about porn stars. My dreams never make any damn sense. They're too random. For example, I recently had to infiltrate the CIA headquarters while working with an old professor from college and Anderson Cooper. What in the blue hell does that mean?
 
I don't dream about porn stars. My dreams never make any damn sense. They're too random. For example, I recently had to infiltrate the CIA headquarters while working with an old professor from college and Anderson Cooper. What in the blue hell does that mean?

It probably means you want to fuck your mother. Somehow. Isn't that what all dreams mean in the end?
 
Outside of Christy Canyon and Kay Parker, my most memorable dream involving a celeb and having a sexual encounter was the one I had about Lisa Marie Smith (I suppose she would count as mildly famous).

Best known for dating Tim Burton, playing Vampira in Ed Wood and the Martian Girl in Mars Attacks, I happened to run up on a pic of her in some magazine shortly after Mars Attacks came out, and very soonafter had a very, very memorable dream to say the very least.



:hi:hello MY friend:L.M.S., [NUDE-naked]:eek:
 
You know the one. Last night, in my dreams, it happened. I laid her down good.

Anyone else had any dreams where they had a sexual encounter with a pornstar or anyone else mildly famous?

:1orglaugh
 

Spleen

Banned?
A few weeks ago I had a strange one...

I was in a huge garden, and in one area it had 8 beds placed in a grid on the grass. And on each of these beds were clones of Nina Mercedez and Nina Hartley, all fucking each other.

That's right folks, 16 Ninas, everywhere.
 
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