Jenna Jameson had her behbehs!!!

MOMMEEEEE! The other ******** at school say you're naked on the internet. I told them no but they just wouldnt listen. It's not true, is it?!

"My dear, dear offspring.. mommy loves you so, soo much. But mommy is going to tell you something so amazingly depressing you'll probably swear off even TALKING to women forever. Mommy has sat on so many cocks, so many times.. that I didnt even know you were born until the doctor held you up for me to see! HAH! Isnt that hilarious? LOLOL.. what..? You dont think it's funny? Well.. okay. But mommy still loves you despite a questionable background in the penile system.
 
Congrats To Jenna J and Tito O!

I have to wonder how will mommy and ***** handle these two tot's questions about the birds and the bees? :dunno:

Jenna will tell them to be free and open about their sexual feelings, and Tito will tell them to just beat the **** out of anyone in site, even if it doesnt relate to the conversation. I would also bet that anyone here who talks **** about Tito wouldnt have much to say to him if they were standing face to face, unless they wanted to end up dead. lol
 
didn't she have a vaginoplasty? so much for that, after pushing out a bowling ball.

ech. having **** is such a turn off. just think of your wife or girlfriend getting double fisted, only it's by a doctor. it's like trying to fuck fish in a barrel- the barrel is your girls pussy and the fish, well, I think we all know what that is about.

"That's Ok honey, I didn't really like feeling anything during sex anyway." and now you get to continually replay the memory of a screaming head poking out to boot!
 
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