Japan Burger King Introduces The "Black Burger"

When they prepare this burger, is it automatically assigned a parole officer?

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BK has introduced the Halloween Whopper on a black bun with A-1 sauce baked into the bun. It looked scary. Maybe we should get Dino to try it first.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
If Jerry Jones was to purchase an A1 Whopper would he ignore the fact that it beat up a whopper jr.?
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
If the A1 Whopper was to commit a serious crime would it's mother turn him in? Because that's the blackest thing I can imagine.
 
Surprised they haven't made colors to coincide with all the different holidays. Maybe a red burger with green charcoal grill marks for Christmas or pastel colors for Easter.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
If a white cop orders and eats an A1 Whopper would Al Sharpton show up in his colon and condemn his digestive system?
 
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