James Bond vs. Jack Bauer

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Bauer, Bond doesn't scare me
Bond does't have to scare people to win. He wins by being smarter, not by being nastyer.
And he always fucks the hot girls :thumbsup:

The guy can save the world without putting dust on his suit :hatsoff:
 
Bond, James Bond.
I hero can really only be judged by the opponents he defeats. Who the fuck has Bauer beaten?!? The day he stops a megalomaniac from destroying ALL human life on earth with a deadly toxin with the intention of repopulating the planet with his own personally selected genetically perfect race who will escape the global genocide in an orbiting spacestation is the day I will give even the remotest of considerations to Bauer's abilities.
 
If Jack Bauer was gay his name would be James Bond.
a) How could that be possible as Bond has demonstrated time & time again that he is heterosexual.
b) How does a change in someone's sexuality change their name, country of origin, appearance, speaking voice etc?
b) What would it matter if he was gay? How would that affect his abilities as an action hero?
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Take away Bonds gadgets and **** and he'll get his ass handed to him.
 
The Bond franchise has spawned 22 films over the course of 48 years. It's an institution in its own right. A television series starring Kiefer fuckin' Sutherland doesn't even come to close to that. I know you were going for the whole US vs. UK thing, but this is one case where they beat our ass hands down. Just sayin'...
 
Bond would kick Jacks ass in hand to hand combat...Bond is trained to SAS level as a Commander while Jack only made it through the US army as a Captain & went on to Delta *****
 
James Bond. hands down. all who disagree shall be shot and disposed of.

especially the "new bond". fucking ruthless man
 
No one can beat Sean Connery
 
FACTS.
Jack Bauer died for his country and lived to tell about it.

Jack Bauer fights realistic enemies. Terrorists and such.
Bond fights guys with metal jaws and evil plans to conquer the world with hijacked satellites.

Jack Bauer doesn't need to announce himself when he enters a room he just proceeds to kick ass. Bond tells everyone his name.... twice.
"Bond, James Bond."

Bond uses dumb ass pick up lines on women.
Bauer glances at them and says "Drop them draws"
 
FACTS.
Jack Bauer died for his country and lived to tell about it.

Jack Bauer fights realistic enemies. Terrorists and such.
Bond fights guys with metal jaws and evil plans to conquer the world with hijacked satellites.

Jack Bauer doesn't need to announce himself when he enters a room he just proceeds to kick ass. Bond tells everyone his name.... twice.
"Bond, James Bond."

Bond uses dumb ass pick up lines on women.
Bauer glances at them and says "Drop them draws"
1st fact, totally illogical but 007 has done it too.

2nd fact, terrorists are small fry, 007 goes up against more powerful foes.

3rd fact, if Bauer did tell everyone his name the response would be. . .who? 007 doesn't tell everyone his name twice, he tells them his sir name & then his full name. Manners cost nothing even when dealing with supervillains.

4th fact, 007s so-called 'dumb ass' pick up lines work. I have never heard Bauer say "drop them draws"?




 
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