Jade Kush

multi-cream pie

I know that many people didn't attend college, but I didn't know that many grown-ass men don't know the definition of "multi."
By the way, not from the same man -- I would hope that part is obvious as well, but it's also not obvious to some people
 
I know that many people didn't attend college, but I didn't know that many grown-ass men don't know the definition of "multi."
By the way, not from the same man -- I would hope that part is obvious as well, but it's also not obvious to some people

I am so sorry; English is only my third language. I would never commit an unforgivable mistake like that in my mother tongue or my second language.
To my own defense, none of the many English textbooks I read at university contained porno expressions, which might be the reason I made this enormous mistake. Thanks god we got a porn expect like you to correct me.
Please accept me deep and hard felt apology.

Do you by the way speak any other languages than English and porn?
 
just saw her earlier today at a post office that I will not mention specifically because I respect peeps' privacy-- 100% certain it was her... same mole on the same spot on her nose. I looked at her like, "oh, fuck. YOU?" she looked at me like, "oh, shit. He recognizes me." Then I stood behind her in line.

it's insane that I just randomly saw a rather famous person who I was just talking trash about on this board less than one month ago #LosAngeles

It reminded me of meeting Darcie Dolce-- she is just too tiny for me irl (I'm 6'5"). I took a picture of the back of her head, but I probably won't post it here. Too boring and maybe even creepy.
 
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