vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
:iloveyou:Pfft. Big deal. I've got several buried in my back yard.
:iloveyou:Pfft. Big deal. I've got several buried in my back yard.
Pictures please :drama:Pfft. Big deal. I've got several buried in my back yard.
i suppose, but the good news is i should be seeing her again very soon. it wasnt a one time thing.![]()
sorry, no pics
a) i dont need you goobers seeing what i and my girl look like. :tongue: and b) i just didnt take any.
she was gonna take some pics before we went to dinner last night but i think she left her camera in the room.
besides, i thought it woulda been kinda weird to take a bunch of pics of the girl. i mean, isnt that a little creepyish sorta? "im so glad to meet you, now let me take a bunch of pics of you so someone will believe my story."
and no, i didnt get around to playing any d&d with her although it prolly wouldve been pretty funny. this is what happened instead:
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but yeah, shes was an amazing person, a fucking wonderful guest, and shes actually very pretty in person. especially in that arizona sunlight.
Tiny? :surprise:
That has to be a metaphor or you must be really tall. I, on the other hand, might barely be able to reach her tits if she stood in front of me. :o
All I want for Christmas is an O-C-S-M, an O-C-S-M ... :sing:
How did you lure her to your place?
Why don't you guys believe him?
Briana lives part time with me and part time with Maley.
What's the big deal?
She loves it more with me of course, but she feels sorry for that sad German pervert, so what can I say? :dunno:
The meaning, my little teenage perv, is that you do brag about beautiful women, they love it. You'll learn that in time :hatsoff:Yeah and I don't brag about it!
Yes, do ignore the facts you can't deny, that's the best thing to do.
(I just ignore the other parts of the post this time)
All joking aside, this is pretty cool.
^^This sounds amazing, Squally! You should have taken some pics right there! :crash:
it was a cool special moment. i didnt want to ruin it.
Sounds like you're kinda selfish and didn't want to share it with us!![]()
i could barely remember my own name.![]()