About 6 months ago, I got a new neighbor and let me say she's absolutely beautiful. At first we just casually talked and that was the extent of it. But lately, I've found myself totally falling for her. There's only one little problem: she has a boyfriend. But let me tell you about him: he's unemployed, on probation, her whole family hates him and he is an asshole in the truest form. He does nothing but sleeps 23 1/2 out of 24 hours a day, bitches and argues with her over the smallest things and from I've heard, since the walls are thin, he can't even fuck her right and sure as hell doesn't make love to her like a real man should.