I've been thinking about getting a masturbation toy.

Torre used to swear by his Fleshlight. Said it was the best $90 bucks he ever spent. Whatever happened to him, anyway? :dunno:

If I should guess he is still pounding away on his fleshlight. :dunno:

It's that good!

And speaking of missing members... I miss ShayD around the video game section.
 
Back in my day fleshlight meant she was a skinny girl!!! :cussing:

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See the thing with the Fleshlight is that they actually need to make it work like a flashlight, I mean what good does it do you if someone in your house is looking for a flashlight and comes across your Fleshlight and opens it up and is greeted by a rubber pussy?
If that was mine, then why were they looking for a flashlight behind a pile of clothes in the closet, when there's a flashlight on my desk, belt, and in the drawer?
 
tough call which is more disgusting.
The latex glove with a lube is fine for hand masturbation and fairly easy cleanup.
I purchased a 100 pack of non-sterile powder-free and it lasts months.

I'm considering a Fleshlight myself for a more simulation style. Which type is the best?
Wonder Wave Fleshlight
Speed Bump Fleshlight
Super Ribbed Fleshlight
Original Fleshlight
Super Tight Fleshlight
Ultra Tight Fleshlight
Vibro Fleshlight
 
I was thinking of getting one for the summer.:glugglug:
I could cover myself in butter and type two-handed. Wouldn't have to worry about getting spunk on the keyboard either.:thefinger
 
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