It feels so very GOOD!

To be back on the board and in front of a computer after to many long months away.


So what has changed in the wonderful world of Porn since I have been gone?
 
Well since you ask, ear sex has become all the rage now. It's the new anal.
 
 
Not much really, Paul the octopus is dead. And people can jump out of their apartment windows in France and live must be all the parkour they do.
 
All camera men stopped talking incessantly during the beginning of the film. In fact all unnecessary plot elements and bullshit were removed. Now they just get right down to business.

Oh, I dreamed that. Disregard. Who the fuck are you again? The People's Champion does not remember you.
 
Welcome back?:dunno:
 
Half of the pornstars retired, nothing new has come out in roughly a year.
 
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