Isn't There A Better Way To Sell And Market Adult Diapers?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I always run into these old characters in the back of the house at Rite-Aid when I retrieve my crazy pills. They stroll up trying to play it off like an important briefcase but I know what's in there. Please fix this problem before I need them too.

I also try to tell them they should form 2 lines for medication:
One, if pills aren't ready, patient cries.
Other, if pills aren't ready, patient kills.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

I also try to tell them they should form 2 lines for medication:
One, if pills aren't ready, patient cries.
Other, if pills aren't ready, patient kills.

Might not be a great idea when the sobbing of the first queue starts to irritate the second.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I look pretty goofy standing in that line but people still turn 180 degrees thinking it's perfectly fine to stand and stare. "Excuse me, what wine goes best with Thorazine, red or white?" usually completes their revolution of curiosity after I ask them.

 

[Sicario]

I always run into these old characters in the back of the house at Rite-Aid when I retrieve my crazy pills. They stroll up trying to play it off like an important briefcase but I know what's in there. Please fix this problem before I need them too.

Sorry to hear about your Urinary incontinence. That cock of yours must have some serious hard mileage...

 

[DOA82]

Why do adult or childrens diapers need better marketing?

What you have in your hand is a watertight shit sack that is wrapped around the waist of the individual that is unable to maintain bladder control until they get to a toilet. Something equally accomplished by a bin bag and duct tape.

If it's a child, it's a generally necessary rite of passage that you will for a few years be uncontrollably defecating into your own undies. We get it, it's not cute, it's nothing to be embarrassed about, its a fact of life. So please don't go trying to make it all seem a happier experience by slapping on images of Disney Cars characters and putting my mind at ease with the scientifically designed non slip velcro strips and extra cushioned seats etc. It is a product you buy new, to throw away filled with shit.

These is no pot of gold at the end of that rainbow.

If its an adult, its also nothing to be ashamed of, incontinence is a problem that will affect a good number of people. Take the shame out of it, but please don't try and impress me with scientific bullshit or try to console me with the anti odour crystals rolling around near your arse. Keep it simple, keep it tasteful.