Just do this: Go to a school playground and wait for the kids to get out of school. When you see one get in the car with a really hot, hopefully single mother, walk up slow; you don't want to come off desperate! Walk up slow, don't make a lot of eye contact, so look down at the ground, pop your collar if need be. Then, walk up, and when the child's mother asks "excuse me, may I help you, sir", or "why are you following my child, sir?" that is when you say this:
I am here for you, baby. Does your child need a new daddy in his/her life? I'm available. Think about it, I'll see you again tomorrow! click your tongue and wink at her, too!
Yeah lol totally works
Now the next day you are either going to be greeted by A) her husband/boyfriend or B) the school officials with a warning about walking on their property!
It's 50/50!
Of course, I am joking, so yeah... anyone with commonsense should know better!!!!!!