Is it weird...
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How? In all that is good and holy! Would I know!!!
But now that im here, here's what you do:
Ask her for her phone number, if she says no, tell her to fuck off and get on with your life.
Or, and I only say this because you sound obsessive, buy her a microphone and then the next time you speak to her, tell her you bought her one and ask her for her address so that you can send it to her, now you have to live i limbo for a couple of minutes or hours or days while she makes up her mind.
But lets just say she does, now, there are two things you can do with this information:
1. Buy her the microphone and send it to her, showing her what a nice guy you are, which may or may not give you extra points in her eyes depending on her personality. (She could think you a fanatic, obsessive freak who doesnt know when to give up)
or
2. Take her address and turn up on her doorstep, now this will go down one of two ways, (i) she'll slam the door in your face and you go home ****** or (ii) She invites you in you fuck on the stairs and she licks your balls whilst your taking a **** forever and ever and ever, blah, blah, blah.
All of this is dependant on whether you can travel of your own free will or have the financial gains to do what I say. DO WHAT I SAY DAMMIT!!!!
Just remember when you do take my advice and use it, which you will, everyone does
. Remember to come back and thank me and tell everyone how great I am (because some people dont seem to think so for some reason :dunno
, because if my advice gets you laid, then me and you will be getting laid at the same time, so everytime you thrust I want you to be thinking of me, because it was me who got you there!
Or..............now think about this carefully, you could try not to meet women over the internet, and go to a bar and meet a woman like normal people.
But hey, what do I know :dunno:
But now that im here, here's what you do:
Ask her for her phone number, if she says no, tell her to fuck off and get on with your life.
Or, and I only say this because you sound obsessive, buy her a microphone and then the next time you speak to her, tell her you bought her one and ask her for her address so that you can send it to her, now you have to live i limbo for a couple of minutes or hours or days while she makes up her mind.
But lets just say she does, now, there are two things you can do with this information:
1. Buy her the microphone and send it to her, showing her what a nice guy you are, which may or may not give you extra points in her eyes depending on her personality. (She could think you a fanatic, obsessive freak who doesnt know when to give up)
or
2. Take her address and turn up on her doorstep, now this will go down one of two ways, (i) she'll slam the door in your face and you go home ****** or (ii) She invites you in you fuck on the stairs and she licks your balls whilst your taking a **** forever and ever and ever, blah, blah, blah.
All of this is dependant on whether you can travel of your own free will or have the financial gains to do what I say. DO WHAT I SAY DAMMIT!!!!
Just remember when you do take my advice and use it, which you will, everyone does
. Remember to come back and thank me and tell everyone how great I am (because some people dont seem to think so for some reason :dunno, because if my advice gets you laid, then me and you will be getting laid at the same time, so everytime you thrust I want you to be thinking of me, because it was me who got you there!Or..............now think about this carefully, you could try not to meet women over the internet, and go to a bar and meet a woman like normal people.
But hey, what do I know :dunno:
Skyraider22
The One and Only Big *****
You seem to be a smart guy who knows what he wants out of life. The worse thing she can say to you is No, she does not feel the same. I say go for it,because if no is the worst thing. You have everything to gain. Your young that is worth the road trip.:thumbsup:
You have 2 choices young grasshopper.
1. Plan a snowboarding trip in her vicinity and say you think you could be good friends in real life. Maybe she has hotter real life friends, who she'll bring along. Maybe you'll meet her in real life and won't feel so enchanted with her. Use snowboarding and friendship as a way to "check her out" and then re-evaluate things.
2. If you really have some sort of deeper connection to her, than trade phone numbers. You've already traded pics...assuming she gave you a real one and not a fake photo. The next logical step is to actually talk to her.
You're still young. You don't have to have your life planned out in the next week.
Petra: wow. You waited 5 years for your man? Then you met up on a beach? You must have the devotion of nun and the enchantments of aphrodite.
1. Plan a snowboarding trip in her vicinity and say you think you could be good friends in real life. Maybe she has hotter real life friends, who she'll bring along. Maybe you'll meet her in real life and won't feel so enchanted with her. Use snowboarding and friendship as a way to "check her out" and then re-evaluate things.
2. If you really have some sort of deeper connection to her, than trade phone numbers. You've already traded pics...assuming she gave you a real one and not a fake photo. The next logical step is to actually talk to her.
You're still young. You don't have to have your life planned out in the next week.
Petra: wow. You waited 5 years for your man? Then you met up on a beach? You must have the devotion of nun and the enchantments of aphrodite.
So, when you ask where it can go? There's two things that can possibly happen. You meet the girl and she's a complete psycho even though she seems perfect online...or she's someone completely different than she said she was. ~OR~ you end up selling off all your things to move to an entirely different country to settle down with the love of your life.
Wise man and woman have spoken truth there in my opinion.
And to answer the general question: No, it's not weird nowadays to meet people online, even people with who you can spend the rest of your life
:2 cents:
RealMenSwallow
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I agree this sounds rather fishy about the microphone. But seeing as I am not as old as some of the members on here, sorry guys, no disrespect! You could find out if she has a Facebook. If she has a myspace, she's a whore and you're better off letting it go. If she has both then you're in luck. Not only is she a whore, but she will fuck you. Good news? I think so. Now if she has neither of these. Then she is either a dude, or a woman with a huge penis. Now I know what you're saying, a woman with a huge penis? I'd kind of like to see that. Correct response my friend! If "she" really is a woman, and is cool enough to play video games, and be attractive, then you've hit the fucking gold mine. If all of this advice fails, then please follow BlueBalls advice word for word. This is very important. Now that you have dragged all of us in on this little escapade you now have to report every last detail as soon as you find out, or else...
If "she" really is a woman, and is cool enough to play video games, and be attractive, then you've hit the fucking gold mine. If all of this advice fails, then please follow BlueBalls advice word for word. This is very important. Now that you have dragged all of us in on this little escapade you now have to report every last detail as soon as you find out, or else... 
I'd make damn sure she was who she said she was. The disappearing mic and her being good looking sound a little weird I met a girl online onetime and she showed me a hot ass pic of her in a cheerleading outfit, well I met her and lets just say she was no cheerleader. Best thing to do is meet her in a public place where nothing bad can happen. You never know, it could be a guy that gets off on ******* people. If you should take it further and meet, just meet in a place where you wont be in a situation you can't get out of.
If she has sent you a picture, it is safe to ask for her number.
Warning: it is not as easy as it sounds to get this job. Unless you are willing to fuck men and dress up like a woman.Thanks
If this happens, send her to me, DJ.
OK, well I agree with some of the other guys, telephone contact will be important before you go and make some rash move to meet up with her. I would try and talk to her on some sort of instant messenger since it's tough to have serious conversations while you're playing video games (at least for me). Get to know each other that way for a week or two, and if you feel it's going well, then ask her if she would like to talk on the phone. If she doesn't, it's not necessarily a deal-breaker, she could just be a little shy. Continue with the video games and messaging another week or two then ask again. At this point, if she says no, it's up to you how long you want to keep at it.
I've actually seen several pics of her. The most recent of which was sent through the PS3. She's like an angel.
Alright guys and gals, here is the deal.
I'll ask her to accept a microphone that I bought for her. Hopefully she does, and the plan will be in action.
Next stage would be waiting for her to receive and use it. Hopefully she doesn't have a deep or really high pitched voice
Step three is to see how it goes. I'll wait a week or so and see what she's like. Maybe I'll even ask her for her msn.
Step four is a phone call. Hopefully this is will be when I buy my new cell phone as a christmas gift for myself
Step five is ????? Talk? lol
Alright guys and gals, here is the deal.
I'll ask her to accept a microphone that I bought for her. Hopefully she does, and the plan will be in action.
Next stage would be waiting for her to receive and use it. Hopefully she doesn't have a deep or really high pitched voice
Step three is to see how it goes. I'll wait a week or so and see what she's like. Maybe I'll even ask her for her msn.
Step four is a phone call. Hopefully this is will be when I buy my new cell phone as a christmas gift for myself
Step five is ????? Talk? lol
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