Is it illegal to possess Paris Hilton sex tape?

I think I'm in trouble with the authorities, they just got my USB stick and trying to access it. I haven't told them the password to crack it (it's AES-128 bit encrypted) but it's only a four digit pass-code, so I've no doubt they'll crack it soon enough. Anyone know how long is the sentence for possessing the 'One night in Paris sex tape', because I didn't purchase it. It's just an AVI file. I'm at home now, waiting for a call.. :dunno:
 
How the hell did they get ahold of your flash drive? Lol...
I was with a friend at the local station - he had to pay a fine, and accidently left it there. But I'm too embarrassed to go back and ask for it. The cops probably seen what's inside by now. :facepalm:
 
I would not worry about it. Seriously, they have how many people screaming at them?
Your USB probably wound up in a box, not given a second though, ESPECIALLY if they had to figure out a password. :thumbsup:
 

Spleen

Banned?
It's not illegal, just frowned upon.
 
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...... and the back

 
Sorry for all this assholes who just made fun of you and insulted you. This is a porn forum and a person should be able to intelligently discuss porn issues without ridicule.


To the OP, yes, it actually IS illegal in most places to own the Paris Hilton tape if you do not have prior approval. You simply have to declare it to your local authorities. Its much like Customs. You can be cited for contraband if you haven't declared your items. I would just call up the local police station (not 911), state your name, residence (you just have to give your county you live at, not your full address) and declare you have the "Paris Hilton" Tape circa 2000. This will absolve you from future legal prosecution
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Hold on folks it's not the Paris tape it's One Night in Chyna we can all go back to our normal lives now.
 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
I was with a friend at the local station - he had to pay a fine, and accidently left it there. But I'm too embarrassed to go back and ask for it. The cops probably seen what's inside by now. :facepalm:

You have to be joking. :rolleyes: Never go into a police station unless you absolutely have to.

It's a trap!

First I was like, :surprise:. Then I was like, :facepalm:. Now I'm like, :rofl2:.

This is like one of those "priceless" commercials. :D

Getting busted for pirated porn... Priceless! :rofl2:

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...... and the back

:yesyes:

:elaugh:
 

Mayhem

Banned
Sorry for all this assholes who just made fun of you and insulted you. This is a porn forum and a person should be able to intelligently discuss porn issues without ridicule.

:nono: Noooooo, this is a porn forum and the more intelligent you attempt to make a discussion, the more you should expect us to ridicule you. Otherwise I really don't see how we're fulfilling our role. :nanner:

Now if you'll excuse me, I must don my Groucho Marx glasses and go flash the neighbors. :cool::clap:
 
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