Is C-3PO straight or gay?

Is C-3PO straight or gay?

  • Straight

    Votes: 6 7.4%
  • Gay

    Votes: 28 34.6%
  • Bisexual

    Votes: 9 11.1%
  • It shouldn't matter, he's a Robot and should be free to be any kind of Robot.

    Votes: 38 46.9%

  • Total voters
    81

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
^^^Someone did, enough to start this thread.



Your right no one should care but we do :dunno: Well I dont, I just like making really unfunny jokes.



ditto:hatsoff:
 
Why do you think he walks this way ? It's obvious : he's ass hurts !
Probably because Master Luke never uses lube when he fuck him with his flesh-saber
 
I'm gay, you're gay, everyone's gay.

So why should C3PO be any different? He has a mechanical brain just like all of us. He doesn't feel, but do any of us really? I mean yeah stick a ***** in my skull and I'll probably flop on the floor for a while until the inevitable black abyss that is death finally draws in. But, the earth moves on and so do you, and the universe keeps expanding until that date far away into the future (if the theory is true) when it collapses in on itself and nothing is left. No Earth, no sun. Nothing . . . the blackness of death on an enromous scale. Or not, and we'll be here forever. Well not forever because there will come a day when the sun begins to expand itself into a red giant and destroy all within it's path. Whether or not we are here to see that is another matter. You'd hope not, it'll probably be quick on them anyway, hopefully.

So what am I getting at here? Lord of the Rings, I dislike those movies. I think if I had to choose a movie I perfered from all three it would probably be Two Towers, it's not as chatty as the first one and it's not as over the top as the third one.

So what I'm saying is, be more like the Two Towers . . . suck, but just dont suck as bad as the other two.

And if C3PO wants to suck, let him. I'm sure he gives great head.
 
No, and "gay" means happy. That's all that it means.
:nono:

In addition to its original and continuing senses of “merry, lively” and “bright or showy,” gay has had various senses dealing with sexual conduct since the 17th century. A gay woman was a prostitute, a gay man a womanizer, a gay house a brothel. This sexual world included homosexuals too, and gay as an adjective meaning “homosexual” goes back at least to the early 1900s. After World War II, as social attitudes toward sexuality began to change, gay was applied openly by homosexuals to themselves, first as an adjective and later as a noun. Today, the noun often designates only a male homosexual: gays and lesbians. The word has ceased to be slang and is not used disparagingly. Homosexual as a noun is sometimes used only in reference to a male.
 
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