Is C-3PO straight or gay?

[calpoon]

No, just English. ;-)

what's the difference?

 

[jewelcity]

I never thought that this would be so popular.

 

[tunsty]

Yeah.. Were happy to discuss ANY subject (as long as it's not serious)

 

[BlueBalls]

So you guys think Sarah Palin is gay?

Yeah.. Were happy to discuss ANY subject (as long as it's not serious)

I beg to differ, whether or not a guy fucking two chick whilst worrying about getting an STD from either of them is very serious!

 

[icerfan]

He's not gay ... not that there's anything wrong with that! :rofl:

 

[METAL HEAD]

straight bet he got more robot space pussy then luke skywalker.

 

[Becks...poamr]

Gay for pay

 

[hothannah]

I think, underneath his campy yet hard, shiny (not to mention easy to wipe clean) exterior shell lies the clockwork pacemaker of an endo-skeletal Terminator that can adeptly apply his nuts and bolt to any and all sexual situations.

C3PO happily swings (by a versatile hinge and strategically placed jubilee clips) both ways and his androgyny appeals to many of the galaxies lifeforms from Ewoks and Jawa, through humans (literally) Sith to Admiral Akbar. They've all inserted their pennies in 3PO's golden slot and had a ride.

R2D2 likes to beep while watching and beep his beep.

http://www.sexyhentaiporn.net/Images/2008/06/star-wars-porn.jpg



I was watching "Bring back Star Wars" the other night and there was mention of an infamous collecting card showing just how talented C3PO was. The story goes that when they were setting up the shots, a cheeky technician added a large apparatus onto 3PO and no one noticed.

The card was printed and released before anyone realised.

This is the card

http://www.worldsgreatestcritic.com/Hey3p0nicepackage.jpg

Makes me want a golden dildo.

 

[gunslingingbird]

his best friend is shaped like a dildo.

I've always thought of R2 as more of a butt plug.

 

[jewelcity]

I will never close this poll.

 

[Will E Worm]

how can a robot be gay??

He's a robot.
It doesn't matter.

 

[Quagmire33]

went for gay lol he strikes me as that kind robot or no robot

 

[BlueBalls]

But here is the real question..... (I think I heard this on an American TV show somewhere)

Is he pitching or catching?

 

[maildude]

He's a fag and so is Chewbacca.

 

[AnonIlluzion]

he's a robot.
It doesn't matter.

who the fuck cares?!?!?!?

 

[BlueBalls]

^^^Someone did, enough to start this thread.



Your right no one should care but we do :dunno: Well I dont, I just like making really unfunny jokes.

 

[sandra]

He's a fag and so is Chewbacca.

Is he ?

http://www.*************/images/chewie%20star%20wars.jpg

 

[BlueBalls]

Is he ?

http://www.*************/images/chewie%20star%20wars.jpg

Now isnt that evey boys fantasy, to grow up to be big, hairy and 8ft tall and to fuck Princess Laya. Preferably in the gold bikini but that'll do.

 

[mrtrebus]

C3P0 sees no distinction between the sexes, his mechanical sexual appetite is all encompassing. I for one, & I’m sure I’m not alone in this, would LUV to bend him over a land speeder & fuck his exit port then cum all over R2D2’s dirty dome!! He’d certainly feel the force!

 

[Torre82]

C3P0 sees no distinction between the sexes, his mechanical sexual appetite is all encompassing. I for one, & I’m sure I’m not alone in this, would LUV to bend him over a land speeder & fuck his exit port then cum all over R2D2’s dirty dome!! He’d certainly feel the force!

I'm sorry, C3P0's firewire port doesnt recognize your device.
*FAIL*
gua haah!

Now isnt that evey boys fantasy, to grow up to be big, hairy and 8ft tall and to fuck Princess Laya. Preferably in the gold bikini but that'll do.

Heh heh, I dunno if you meant to typo Princess Leia.. but it works for this topic. Then again... you could really rip on all their names.

Hand Solo. Buke-ake Snotwalker. Chewtaco. Furry little ecoks.