Iranian cleric blames quakes on promiscuous women

Seismologists have warned that the Iranian capital Tehran is situated on a large number of tectonic fault lines and could be hit by a devastating quake soon.

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has said many of Tehran's 12 million inhabitants should relocate.

Why should they relocate anyone? There won't be earthquakes if those damn women start to behave. :rolleyes:
 
I enjoyed this story so much I posted it in the 'Natural Disaster Thread'.

But I guess it really does deserve its own thread.

Women ... pfft! What vile creatures they are.....
 

pornophile

Banned
First they ate the apple and screwed us all, and now THIS?? Thats the last straw, lets round all the women up and lock them up. It will be the biggest women's prison in history, I selflessly volunteer to be the warden.
 
Sounds like he's channeling Pat Roberts.:dunno:
 
It's not a natural disaster, it was caused by non-men acting in an unnatural way. The slags. :mad:

Indeed. But where else are the heathens going to learn this than in the last bastion of their fake science (other than of course this thread and may the lord bless you for starting it :bowdown:).

Plate tectonics are Satan's whores!
 
I think Iranian clerics should be worrying about their own areas instead of worrying about slutty women in a country that allows them. I bet the problems of the Middle East are due to all those whores showing their ankles and eyebrows! :mad:
 
Im sure this is was taken out of context, or the meaning was skewed as it didnt translate properly. It probably was something to the effect that skantily dressed women lead to earthquakes in society or something. Its like how Iran is always mis quoted as saying they are going to "wipe Israel off the map", when in reality such words were never spoken and they actually said that in their opinion "Israel will fade from the pages of history". The Mainstream media has a hard on for Iran and they have been beating the war drums for years now. The same sort of misleading "journalism" that was common place before the invasion of Iraq. Dont believe the media hype, Iran has the most transparent nuclear program the world has ever seen. There is zero proof that they desire a nuclear weapon. They have every right to nuclear energy. They have obeyed all of the protocols set fourth by the IAEA. Look at the disaster Iraq and Afghanistan have been. If you hate Iran and want war with Iran you are definately a brainwashed pawn of the MSM ,Conservative talk radio, or a brainwashed Christian fanatic, or maybe a Jewish fanatic.
 

roronoa3000

Banned
First they ate the apple and screwed us all, and now THIS?? Thats the last straw, lets round all the women up and lock them up. It will be the biggest women's prison in history, I selflessly volunteer to be the warden.

Brave man...

I will also volunteer to be vice warden I charge of strip searches.
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
Doctor Evil planted these whores so that he could separate Californiacation from the U.S. Then he wants to use their evil sexuality ways to control the Senate and the CEO of Wendy's.
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Hmmm...wonder if the FreeOnes party was the cause of the April 4th quake in LA?
 
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