iPhone 4 - must have one now

Lust

Lost at Birth
"Are you serious? Not only are you so batshit stupid that you still want this device, you are also retarded that you can think you can just fucking waltz into any store and purchase one on launch day, without a pre-order?"

I dedicate this to all the retail workers that frequent freeones

 
So fucking funny to me!

"It fucking printss money." I don't care...
"It grants up to 3 wishes, even if one of those wishes is for an iPhone." I don't care...
"It has an app that will build you an island, and then it fucking transforms into a jet and flies you there." I don't care...
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
I want those big blocky phones to come back this guy knows what I am talking about! *Pointing to you the reader that is reading my post*
 
so sadly true
 
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