Intimate relationships with active posters
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Keep in mind by "fuck" she means F.U.C.K. ... and in, Forced Underground Combat with Kangaroos.
Each of us will be imprisoned in a steel cage at an undisclosed location where we must face off against kangaroos in vicious and ****** battles to the death armed with only our wits and the fists that ****** Nature gave us.
Not sure why she's sparing assari from this horrible fate. Guess he's her favorite... :dunno:
lynkoslynx.1
Closed Account
wow, first topic i see on the board, i see things don't change...... had something to say, nevermind
Well I'd fuck all of them.......apart from Assari.
But I'd like to know why you felt you needed to leave the biggest beefcake of them all out of this poll?!
I think it's pretty clear from the above post that I'm her favorite and the rest of you merely provide a handy cushion for her rest her feet on.
Actually, I think she needs the cushion to rest something heavier and more prominent on. Sigh, I'll make the sacrifice. :boobies:
After one whole page nobody has picked up on the fact that Petra is on the poll. SIGH! 
After one whole page nobody has picked up on the fact that Petra is on the poll. SIGH!
I'm not going to comment on Petra's "man ass," I like my rep points as they are, thanks!
After one whole page nobody has picked up on the fact that Petra is on the poll. SIGH!
I think we all picked up on it. It's the Internet though. It's the natural assumption that all women are definitely men until they provide ironclad proof that they aren't. After said proof is given the natural assumption is just that they're probably men.
Harley Spencer
Verified Performer
Can't I vote for two? 
CrimsonBolt
I AM A SLUT FOR RYAN GOSLING
Harley Spencer
Verified Performer
I'd like to vote for Happy, Stiffy and perhaps Squally, but I can only choose one. Wah! This should be a "Check all that apply" poll, IMO.
ApolloBalboa
Was King of the Board for a Day
Can't I vote for two?
assari and anders, right? If that's the case, take the first letter from each of your names and you get....
I'm gonna need a minute here... ... ...
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... :rubbel:
FYI Stiffy... I'm willing to share.
:glugglug: :rofl:
Elwood70
Torn & Frayed.
I see where I stand, er sit.
Harley Spencer
Verified Performer
You can be my slave.
FYI Stiffy... I'm willing to share.
It's you she wants in truth, she only wants me to do the commentary.
Wait... this requires commentary now? And you're sayin' you're going to... like, sit in the corner and criticize? How am I supposed to perform under that kind of pressure!? :cussing:
Damn, that's a great idea! There should be a commentator in porn. Can you imagine what an awesome job that would be to give a blow by blow (methinks there's a pun in there somewhere) narration of what's happening on the screen? It would be even better if they could get someone like Chick Hearn or Vince Scully to do it. Maybe they could get Kruk 'n Kuyp to do it.
Then you definetly need to hire someone like this guy to do commentary in porn movies:
...he must be the best commentator in the world!
...he must be the best commentator in the world!
