Intelligent Quotes from Porn

[ajitpd]

I have found some genuinely intelligent and memorable quotes in hardcore porn movies, which, if read separately, don't look like from a porno.

Here are a couple examples:

• The Private Afternoons of Pamela Mann - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072035/quotes
• The Opening of Misty Beethoven - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075018/quotes

Any other examples you can remember?

Ajit

 

[hedonis]

I don't watch porn for intelligent dialog.

H

 

[ajitpd]

I don't watch porn for intelligent dialog.

H

IMO, intelligent dialog makes porn even hotter as it brings it closer to reality i.e. sexual escapades of real characters.

 

[Facetious]

I don't watch porn for intelligent dialog.

H

Witty and Sassy, can't hurt ! But superior acumen, porn ? a resounding NO !


example -
I like on "Teen Tricks", when Rod Fontana is in his office of "Notorious Productions"and he's fast on the phone making sales calls in an attempt to sell his latest release "My Ass". All at once, some long legged, lightly freckled Irish looking chic with long black hair walks into the offices with her shiny black vinyl shorts and introduces herself and reveals her availability to Rod in being available for Rod's upcoming release, "My Ass II".

So she's showing Rod her ass and she unzips herself from her rear, right down the middle and says "I wanna be in My Ass II" and Rod says "you wanna be in "My Ass II ?
I want to be in your ass too !! " and she follows with, "well, you could be, so long as I'm in My Ass II".

Now that's dialog !

"do you want it in your mouth" ? is a standard favourite .

 

[milton waddams]

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with dildos and fleshlights."
-From Albert Einstein in the movie Space-Time Fucktinuum

 

[chase horner]

"Bend over red rover Chase Horner's about to take over".........The great Randy West giving it to some redhead.

 

[squallumz]

Aurora Snow and Jenna Haze are great story tellers.

 

[Kingfisher]

I don't watch porn for intelligent dialog.

H

LOL. Exactly.

 

[knowone]

It was more played for humor, but there's a set up scene in Role Model with Logan LaBrent & Roxetta (Melissa West) debating philosophy:
http://www.iafd.com/title.rme/title=Role+Model+1/year=2001/Role-Model-1.htm

 

[gunslingingbird]

About the most intelligent quotes from porn that I can remember are "Oh, yeah, fuck that pussy!" and "I wanna stick that big dick in my mouth!" That's borderline Pulitzer material, right there! :hatsoff:

 

[ajitpd]

"Let's get something straight. I haven't been laid in 18 months and if don't get it today, somebody's gonna die and it ain't gonna be me."
-- From Tickled Pink

 

[scooter]

"Intelligent quotes from porn"

Ballsy move, dude. Putting "intelligent" and "porn" in the same sentence is the same as trying to marry polar opposites, like "government" and "problem-solving" or "democrat" and "tax cuts". It's matter and anti-matter. Very dangerous stuff you're playing with...

 

[ajitpd]

"Intelligent quotes from porn"

Ballsy move, dude. Putting "intelligent" and "porn" in the same sentence is the same as trying to marry polar opposites, like "government" and "problem-solving" or "democrat" and "tax cuts". It's matter and anti-matter. Very dangerous stuff you're playing with...

I concur.

 

[abc_tongue_xyz]

Kami Andrews getting gangbanged hard:

"Oh you're fucking me in my spleen....and I don't even know what a spleen is!"

 

[Will E Worm]

Witty and Sassy, can't hurt ! But superior acumen, porn ? a resounding NO !

"I just stepped in a big pile of Sassy!" Phil Hartman

 

[maildude]

Kami Andrews getting gangbanged hard:

"Oh you're fucking me in my spleen....and I don't even know what a spleen is!"

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh That's some dialogue!!!

 

[METAL HEAD]

I just wanna be seen and adored as a god
come on doc you know a heart shaped brazilan booty is muh better then any sunset she whines up and throws.- Jenna Jameson briana loves jenna

 

[Spleen]

Kami Andrews getting gangbanged hard:

"Oh you're fucking me in my spleen....and I don't even know what a spleen is!"

She will once I'm done with her!






Srsly. I'll sit her down and tell her my life story.

 

[truwarier]

its not the milk.............its the honey................. i need a blow.

 

[BlueBalls]

"Come here, let me fuck your vaginal wall"

The guys was a teacher! I have major doubts about sending my child to that school.