In My Next Life...

[Rastagir]

You can also ask yourself who found out about the 30min orgasm of a pig :eek:

Maybe someone who won't eat bacon for the rest of his life????

 

[jumbo_jim]

I would like to be a pig with the frequency of a lion getting it on.

 

[GENIUS]

You can also ask yourself who found out about the 30min orgasm of a pig :eek:

Rebecca Loos she wanked one off on british tv

 

[nickja154]

I've seen this before but without the hilarious comments. Really funny comments!!!

 

[Red Spyder]

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

No more beans for Osama :rofl:

 

[thesafestplace]

Butterflies taste with their feet.

I wouldn't want to have to stand in/on my dinner to enjoy it! Everyday life would be hell! The constant taste of socks! Or the even more unattractive alternative of going barefoot and treading in puddles, mud or dog shit.

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

That average is blatantly being dragged down by prodigious lefty football players (soccer if you're American): Georgie Best went well before time, and it can only be a matter of days? before captain-drugs-Maradona pegs it, to name but two...

 

[Rastagir]

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure. (What about that pig??)

That's not entirely true. All the species of apes (orangutangs, chimps, and the rest) have sex for fun. The Bonobo (Pan paniscus) especially could be considered sex-crazed. They do everything the humans do, (except dressing in latex, that is....) if not more (instead of shaking one's hand, they have sex, instead of saying "good morning" they have sex, instead of asking the girl out for a cup of coffee and a movie, they have sex....lucky bastards!)

Link on Bonobos

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo

 

[Crazy Nutz]

Wow them are some damn dirty apes...er, chimps.

 

[Irony]

In my next life....

I will be born a rabbit, they can get their rocks off in 5 seconds, and then move on to another rabbit and go again LOL